Bizarro News Roundup!
The good news is there will never be a shortage of Bizarro news…
- “A Tulsa man is facing a laundry list of charges for the second time this month — this time, accused of stealing a truck, escaping from a hospital and falling through a restaurant’s ceiling vent naked.”
- Gnome homes have mysteriously appeared in Kansas town. No sighting of gnomes yet but Kansas better be careful because gnomes can be fucking creepy.
- Retired lab chimpanzee wins $10,000 prize in a chimpanzee art competition. Contest was held by the Humane Society.
- Woman in New Mexico gives birth after being struck by lightning. Her baby girl is now called “little Flash Gordon.”
- European company invests $11 million to make robot cops. Sorry, robot technology is still not Terminator/RoboCop/Battlestar level yet. I’ll let you know when it is…
- Chicken swallows a diamond ring. Thankfully her nice caretaker will wait until she dies of natural causes to get the earring back.
- Canadian man swallows severed human toe at a bar in Yukon and had to pay a $500 fine and leave town since now the bar can’t serve “Sourtoe Cocktails” anymore until they find another toe. Adventurous drinkers would drink a cocktail of whiskey with the mummified toe inside and it had to touch their lips. As for the taste, one patron said: “The whisky was the only thing I could taste but the toe was like a leathery piece of jerky — with a toenail attached to it,” There are several videos at the link.
- Gang of drunk deer threaten a Swedish man and keep him from entering his house. Drunk elk are a reoccurring problem in Sweden because they like to get wasted on fermented fruit which are plentiful. They also get really aggressive when drunk.
- Meanwhile in Japan…
Until next time Bizarros!
Demon Boobs!
“A terrifyingly titillating web-series”
Demon boobs is a wonderfully low-budget web-series about two demonic floating boobs named D.D. and Donovan, with a nipple pig (and other strange guests) making regular appearances too. It’s silly, weird, and unlike anything you’ve (probably) ever seen.
There’s only a vague story arc, so most of the episodes can be enjoyed on their own and at random. They’re also real short – under 3 minutes long – so these are easily digested.
Below are a few great episodes. You can find the rest here.
Episode 1 – D.D. and Donovan watch a movie and discuss a recent murder they committed.
Episode 2 – D.D. recalls a dream in which he unwillingly takes over his ex-girlfriend’s mind.
Episode 5 – The Satanic Nipple Pig mishandles getting dumped.
