The cult section of the literary world
by: Avichai Brautigam We mined the planet dead. Not in the sense that we burrowed, like dwarves, carving Morias and Morias into the crust till it all came apart; it was Bitcoin that did us in. Somewhere, in the moldy basement of some half-forgotten Department of the Bureau of the […]
by Tracy Vanity Charles Manson is married! Congrats to the lovely couple. Jezebel posted some lessons we can all learn about love from Charlie and Star. Please note it is incorrect to call Manson a serial killer or mass murderer. Technically, he didn’t kill anyone, he just told his cult to. He also […]
By Tracy Vanity Can’t carve worth a shit? You can buy a California organic “Pumpkenstein.” The price for this molded monster masterpiece? $75! In more monster pumpkin news, this 2,058 pound pumpkin set a record. 5,000 brown recluse spiders invade a house in Missouri. Boy dies from brown recluse bite. Just in […]
by Tracy Vanity News of nonstop war and social collapse getting you down? Didn’t know that shit was happening? Doesn’t matter! It’s time to slide on down for a Bizarro News Roundup! Indian teen with rare medical condition has 232 teeth removed from his mouth. Indian man finds a 5-foot crocodile in his shower. […]
by Tracy Vanity Gollums, Neverending Story dragon-slaying, alien sightings, cannibalism, and yet another step towards the robot apocalypse. It’s time for a Bizarro News Roundup kids! Yee-haw! While on vacation, a Chinese tourist happened across a golum-like creature while taking a piss. News reports say the creature resembles Gollum from Lord of […]
by Tracy Vanity Prosecutors say two 12-year-old southeastern Wisconsin girls stabbed their 12-year-old friend nearly to death in the woods to please a mythological creature they learned about online. Both girls were charged as adults with first-degree attempted homicide Monday in Waukesha County Circuit Court; they each face up to […]
by Tracy Vanity What’s fake and what’s real? Does it even make a difference? Here’s the latest weird news, hot off the internet! NETFLIX unveils awesome “Cage Mode” films! Darth Vader is running for president of the Ukraine! Twisted Tuesdays: Bizarro News Roundup, April Fools’ Edition! What’s fake and what’s real? Does […]
by Tracy Vanity Texas man stabbed with Legend of Zelda Sword is in serious condition. Cat attacks the shit out of a British man for wearing Hugo Boss cologne. “The Swiss Cheese Pervert” has struck again! Another victim came forward over the weekend, the fourth woman accusing 42-year-old Christopher Pagano […]
by Tracy Vanity Unfortunately, the story about Gordon Ramsay’s midget porn star double being eaten by badgers was an old hoax but damn that was one hell of a headline! It’s been awhile since I’ve updated you on the weird shit happening around the world so here’s the latest Bizarro news! […]
by Tracy Vanity Man sleeps for 10 hours without realizing there was a knife lodged in his back. Woman ends up glued to a Home Depot toilet seat, wants answers. Drunk Florida Man Tries to Use Taco as ID After His Car Catches Fire at Taco Bell Incredible prank, drunk […]
