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Breaking Bizarro News: Oompa-Loompa Attack in Norwich!

by Tracy Vanity


(awesome photo courtesy of The Art of Bleeding)

Police seeking two oompa-loompas over Norwich assault

Two men dressed as Oompa-Loompas – characters from Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory – are being sought by police in Norwich after an attack in the heart of the city.

The victim, a 28-year-old man, was left with cuts, bruises and two black eyes, after being set upon outside a kebab house in the early hours of Thursday morning.

He was assaulted by four people – the two oompa-loompas, a man in conventional attire and a dark-haired woman wearing a dress split along the side.

According to the police he was knocked to the ground by one of the men and hit several times on the had.

A description issued by Norfolk Constabulary described the attackers were wearing hooded tops. They also had dyed green hair and painted orange faces, a force spokesman said.

“Perhaps they were taking part in a Christmas event. They may have been at a fancy dress party.

Via The Telegraph

Oompa-Loompas fucking bitches up! Watch out, shit’s getting serious in 2013! I tried to get a hold of Willy Wonka but he couldn’t be reached for comment.

wonka oompa shot


Vanity’s Creepypasta Halloween Countdown Day #30: Motherfucking Devil’s Night Mayhem!!!!

by Tracy Vanity

I’ve been so looking forward to creating this post. Prepare for some Devil Love bombardment… Ready?

This post is Satanic Patrick Bateman approved.

Halloween is tomorrow!!!! Have fun little devils!