Cock-A-Voodoo-Doo (and Other Twisted Love Stories) combines three novelettes from Peter Caffrey, author of The God of Wanking, Dog Food, and countless other titles. Caffrey blends absurdism, horror, and bizarro with dark humor and a modicum of filth.
Cock-A-Voodoo-Doo
Based on a true story!
It happened in 1970, in an Irish Catholic household in North London. Never discussed after the event, and only referred to by the family involved as ‘the Christmas incident’, the events of that time had a profound impact on a young and innocent boy. Now, Peter Caffrey lifts the lid on his own personal Pandora’s box and tells the full story of Marlene, Pastor Reginald, and the ungodly incidents that warped his young and innocent mind. No names have been changed because there are no innocent parties.
Dolls’ House Diabolic
Dave loved Susan. He really loved Susan. Nothing made him happier than when she agreed to marry him. As he set off to Bangkok for his stag party, he promised her one thing: he’d avoid the go-go bars. However, when the other stags insist on visiting a pussy show, Dave ends up being dragged to the Dolls’ House.
The Perils of Dating Celine
After watching a TV Chef’s special on all things pasta, the urge to purchase a pasta machine becomes all-encompassing for Terry. After tracking down a second-hand one online, he makes the purchase, and when the machine arrives it includes a note from the mysterious Celine. There’s something about her note that he finds intriguing, and after fantasizing about contacting her, he bites the bullet and makes the call. What could go wrong?
“The story builds hilariously and bizarrely to its completely bonkers conclusion……and then you read the Authors Note, and you are brought back down to earth! I did feel a little bit guilty for laughing so hard at the main story after reading it! But it is a really funny, weird and bizarre TRUE story, and I really enjoyed it! I love that Peter had the balls to share this with us and allow us to laugh at his expense!”
-Corrina Morse via Goodreads
Peter Caffrey is a writer of fiction with a leaning towards splattery filth. If you want twisted, dirty, dark humor, look no further. He likes apes, drinks too much, exercises too little, and is unlikely to change.
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