OH, NO, PORN IS ILLEGAL!
That’s right. Porn stars are criminals, pornographic websites are being systematically destroyed, and not even softcore or selfies are okay. And that’s just in our world. It’s literally destroying the magick city of sexual expression – PORN LAND!
Phil and Zed, arriving through magickal means and ill-equipped for adventure, must travel through the erotic metropolis and gather pieces of THE PORNOMICRON – a sexual spell-book that bridges our worlds. And it won’t be easy. They’ll have to get past a giant geisha and her samurai army, a determined detective who’s after their asses, a badass dominatrix and her gang, a bunch more sexy people, a bunch of unsexy people… And even more things that will freak you out and make you horny-like a sperm monster and ambulance sex. Will Phil and Zed put the book together, save Porn Land and their new friends, and make pornography legal in our world again? (Yes. It’d be a stupid story if they didn’t. But it’s how they do it that you’ll want to read about.)
It’s a story about sucking, and not sucking. It’s got hardcore sex and a hardcore message. It’s ridiculous and you’ll wanna rub one out to it. It’s freakin’ PORN LAND, BABY!
“Well that was loads of fun…pun intended.
–Jennifer Matchett via Goodreads
The more I read, the more I couldn’t put it down. It’s more than just a story about sex and porn and carnal desires. It was funny, had a good plot, and was very entertaining. There was even a giant masturbating Geisha. If you like to have a good time, and like sexy things, this book is for you!!!”
Shamel: Weird things fascinate me. I like to stretch my imagination, and I want to entertain people. I like to cook. I love peanut butter and chocolate. I like science fiction and horror movies. I draw and paint, too, but not as well as I’d like to. I’ve tried to learn to play the guitar for ten or fifteen years. I like root beer. I tend to write about secret animal societies – I don’t always try to. There is hardly any music I do not like. I like sage tea – fresh sage from the garden is best. I like rain. My writing is influenced by nature more than literature. I prefer quiet to loud. I like green but I don’t have a favorite color. I try not to collect things, but lately, I’ve been finding gemstones. I’m learning to make jewelry (still).
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