by Tracy Vanity
I’m very pleased with how “American Horror Story: Freak Show” is coming along. The characters are fun, especially Twisty. You can be Twisty for Halloween! Here is a tutorial:
But not everyone is pleased with Twisty’s antics. The Clowns of America International think Twisty makes all clowns look bad, stating:
“They can take any situation no matter how good or pure and turn it into a nightmare. We do not support in any way, shape or form any medium that sensationalizes or adds to coulrophobia or ‘clown fear’.”
via IGN
I totally disagree, I think Twisty adds to coulrophilia, or “sexual arousal by clowns.” Besides, it’s not as if Twisty is the first murderous clown.
There is even a “Twisty loves Dandy” blog and lots of tumblr users are already fantasizing about them having sex. The pornographic fan art should be coming shortly. Rule 34 and all that.
See Clowns of America International? Even though a lot of people are freaked out by clowns, there are a lot of freaks turned on by them. Hence Sugar Weasel, the clown escort!
Yummy!
Here is some Bizarro breaking clown news:
- “Creepy Clown Sightings Spread Across America“
- “Crazy knife-wielding clowns terrorize small French town“
- “A mother and daughter claim they were attacked by sex toy-wielding clowns at a haunted house.”
And for fun, here’s a creepypasta for the road:
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