Count the Days with Fucking Dragons

I’d have called it “Dragons Fucking,” but “Dragon Sex Calendar” is still a serviceable and accurate title. Apparently there have been a few of these, and now the 2017 edition has arrived. Now you can have the geeky sexiness of dragon porn spliced with the everyday banality of asking what’s today’s date. It’s weird as hell, and that’s beautiful.

12 artists from around the world have breathed life into this year’s calendar by designing their own unique and fantastic visions of Dragon Sex. Our artists have been featured in museums, on the covers of DC comics, and have even illustrated the covers of major sci-fi and fantasy novels!

• A fantastic gift or a fabulous addition to your home or office
• Great for nerds, geeks, gamers, and the fantasy lore enthusiasts we all know and love
• Environmentally responsible printing
• All calendars are shipped flat in rigid, stay-flat mailers
• Each calendar is individually shrinkwrapped and includes a rigid insert

You can put this calendar on your fridge after you go here and buy a copy!