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Kirsten Alene

If Hemingway wrote Jurassic Park.

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“Imagine Terry Gilliam directing from a script written by Jack Vance channeling the ghosts of Kafka and Calvino, and you’re closing in on the essence of Alene’s latest novel. A bold fusion of grounded surrealism, unfettered filth, and wit as dry and dark as a strip of unicorn jerky.” – JESSE BULLINGTON, author of The Sad Tale of the Brothers Grossbart

“Kirsten delivers an imaginative tale that’s brilliant, bright and bold.” – BRUCE TAYLOR, author of Kafka’s Uncle

“Guns, kung-fu, and dinosaurs…an absolute hallucinogenic thrill-ride that’s pure imagination and pure joy. Bring your own popcorn.” – TIM CURRAN, author of Biohazard and Zombie Pulp

“…something completely fresh, weird, exciting, and also comforting and familiar. This is a love story. It’s an adventure. It’s metaphysical, super cool, and fast-paced while remaining lyrical.” – KEVIN SHAMEL, author of Rotten Little Animals

“Kirsten Alene’s fiction is enchanting and classical, yet totally out of this world. She has the gift that all of my favorite writers possess. Namely, the ability to shatter reality as we know it without losing a grasp on humanity.” – CAMERON PIERCE, author of The Pickled Apocalypse of Pancake Island

BIOGRAPHY

Kirsten Alene’s fiction is enchanting, lyrical and mysterious. Pitting familiar emotions against the most alien landscapes, Alene writes about interspecies romance, apocalyptic battles, and the sweet, surreal landscapes between love and war.

Kirsten lives in Portland, Oregon with her husband, Cameron Pierce, a dog named Tristan and a cat named Hoeru. She is the author of Unicorn Battle Squad (2012), the novella Love in the Time of Dinosaurs (2010), Chiaroscuro (2009), a poetry chapbook, and several stories and poems currently circulating the worldwide web. Some of her work can be found in Amazing Stories of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, Bust Down the Door and Eat All the Chickens, Christmas on Crack, and some other exciting places on the internet such as New Dead Families, Smalldoggies Magazine, Rivets, and The Battered Suitcase. She is also the editor of the webzine Unicorn Knife Fight, which publishes short stories and poetry every so often for your enjoyment.

Interests: bicycles, sock creatures and handmade monsters, The Ottoman Empire, vegetarian foods, Romanticism, badgers, dinosaurs, French fries, Prog Rock, golden age science fiction, anime, Moomins, cute boxes, Hinduism, and preparing for the zombie apocalypse.

Influences: Hayao Miyazaki, Arthur Rimbaud, Ursula K. LeGuin, John Keats, Stanley Crawford, Kimya Dawson, Richard Brautigan, Jorge Luis Borges, Aubrey Beardsley, Mervyn Peake, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Terry Gilliam, Gertrude Stein, L. Ron Hubbard, Kelly Link, Italo Calvino, Trinie Dalton, Woody Allen, Fernando Pessoa, Lady Murasaki, E. M. Forster, Tove Jansson, P.G. Wodehouse, Edward Lear, Saul Bellow, and Hendrick’s Gin.

BIZARRO FICTION BOOKS BY KIRSTEN ALENE

Unicorn Battle Squad Love in the Time of Dinosaurs

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