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Constance Ann Fitzgerald

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“Imagine if Chelsea Handler were a smart person or Mae West and John Waters shared a wild night of passion that lead to the birth of a baby girl and you might have Constance Ann Fitzgerald.” – Garrett Cook, author of Jimmy Plush, Teddy Bear Detective

“Constance Ann Fitzgerald is a firecracker of trashy story telling, writing about creepy sex and sexy creeps with all the repulsive twists that touch your heart…while testing your gag reflex.” – David W. Barbee, author of A Town Called Suckhole


Pop-culture sponge Constance Ann Fitzgerald escaped the brain-melting heat of Arizona by fleeing to the Bay Area where she currently works in an adult shop that attracts old men looking for a place to masturbate and old women who want it shut down.

Her writing is what happens when Disney Princesses find the box of Bikini Kill / Babes in Toyland records and cut-up band t-shirts in the back of your closet.




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