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Let DANGER SLATER Spread Your Love for Valentine’s Day!

HERE’S A PROMO FOR YOU:

If you pre-order HE DIGS A HOLE from Amazon (or wherever) between now and it’s release date of Feb. 14th, I will mail a personalized Valentine’s Day card with an original message directly to someone you LOVE! “But I don’t love anyone,” you say? Well then, never fear you sad sad human being! Because I will mail a personalized ANTI-Valentine’s Day card to someone you HATE instead!

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All you gotta do is send me some kinda proof that you pre-ordered (a receipt or screenshot, etc.) and the name and address of the person you love/hate, and I will send them a card that will get you laid/cursed out. DM me on social media or email at danger_slater@yahoo.com

2 responses

  1. Ok! Saves me buying a boring card

    January 11, 2018 at 3:11 pm

    • I made sure he had to write something really embarrassing to Bill. He’ll love it

      January 12, 2018 at 7:51 am

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