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TOP TEN MOVIES OF 2014

By Jeff Burk

Another year and another 200 (not really but I know it’s a lot) movies watched. This is my sixth time doing this list and I look forward to it all year. I’ve been keeping track since the first of January and can hardly wait to talk to you about all the awesome shit I saw!

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I saw a lot of movies I liked this year but there were only a few that I outright loved. For the most part, it was the year of “meh.” Nothing summed up how disappointing the year was like the return of two of my favorite filmmakers (Alejandro Jodorowsky and Terry Gilliam) with movies that can best be described as predictable and forgettable (THE DANCE OF REALITY and ZERO THEOREM respectively).

Horror had an extremely poor showing this year. After more than a decade of torture porn dominating the genre, this year saw quiet horror make a huge return. While it would have been nice to have filmmakers playing with new ideas in the genre, most of the films I saw were just repeating tired old tropes. It seemed like almost every horror movie I watched was a ghost story. THE BABADOOK dominated the discussion but I was completely underwhelmed as, in my opinion, it was just repeating themes a hundred movies did better while adding nothing new. However, I didn’t hate it – I just felt like I had already seen it.

I saw two movies that were just so mind-numbingly disappointing that I can’t recommend them for any reason.

Worst Movies of 2014: WILLOW CREEK and CABIN FEVER: PATIENT ZERO

Moving on to what I enjoyed. These are the movies I really liked but I only do ten titles a year for my list and they just didn’t make the cut.

Honorable Mentions: WOLF CREEK 2, SACRAMENT, BANKSY TAKES NEW YORK, ZERO CHARISMA, AFFLICTED, ZOMBEAVERS, SWEARNET: THE MOVIE, and COME BACK TO ME

Now with those formalities out of the way, let’s get on to my ten favorite movies of 2014!

10: EDGE OF TOMORROW (Doug Liman, United States)

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Tom Cruise gets killed again and again and again. Also, it’s a really good movie!

Cruise is a soldier who is on the front lines during an alien invasion of Earth. In the battle he gets killed only to start the day over again but with memory of the events of his death. Until he gets killed once more. And so on and so on.

The premise – GROUNDHOG DAY meets STARSHIP TROOPERS – is thoroughly explored and dissected in one of the best, and surprisingly funny, science fiction movies of the past few years.

9: KNIGHTS OF BADASSDOM (Joe Lynch, United States)

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The nerd movie of the year!

When a group of LARPers accidentally summon a demon during an event a whole bunch of people die and they must become the heroes they pretend to be.

It’s a simple movie but super fun if you’re a total nerd. Unlike many other films that tackle nerd and niche interests, this movie never feels like it is laughing at you. The filmmakers are obviously just as dorky as we are.

I highly recommend complimenting a viewing with a few beers and tokes.

8: LATE PHASES (Adrián García Bogliano, United States)

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For some reason the list of good werewolf movies is very short – fortunately, this year we got one to add. LATE PHASES feels like an eighties creature feature. The film follows a blind war veteran (Nick Damici – who is absolutely fantastic in the role) whose small community is under attack by a werewolf. Intense, darkly funny, and featuring outstanding practical effects, this film fits perfectly aside AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON, THE HOWLING, and GINGER SNAPS.

And the transformation scene (obviously influenced by THE COMPANY OF WOLVES) kicks ass.

7: JODOROWSKY’S DUNE (Frank Pavich, United States)

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One of the all-time greatest directors, Alejandro Jodorowsky of EL TOPO and THE HOLY MOUNTAIN fame, taking on one of the all-time beloved science fiction novels was just not to be. Fortunately, we have this documentary to watch and imagine what an amazing creation it could have been.

It’s a heartbreaking story about the most incredible group of creative people ever assembled and the failure of their film – not from any of their own actions but because the movie studio got cold feet. Just imagine Jodorowksy, Orson Wells, Moebius, Pink Floyd, H. R. Giger, and Dan O’Bannon all working together.

Sigh…

6: TUSK (Kevin Smith, United States)

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We’ve seen Kevin Smith do comedy, drama, horror, and social commentary – but we haven’t seen this side of him before!

TUSK is classic body horror in the spirit of early David Cronenberg and Stuart Gordon about a man being held against his will and being surgically transformed into a walrus. Smith takes an absolutely ludicrous premise but takes it seriously (in a story-telling sense) and stretches the concept to “logical” extremes. Twisted, weird, bleakly funny, and a mean streak a baculum wide – TUSK was my favorite horror movie of the year.

Fun fact – TUSK is the first movie ever made based on a podcast. Don’t look up the original podcast unless you want most of the movie spoiled for you.

5: THE LEGO MOVIE (Phil Lord, United States)

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The LEGO movie shouldn’t be good. There’s absolutely no reason for it. It should just be a ninety minute long toy commercial – and in many ways it is – but in the process it completely subverts the idea. In many ways this is more anarchist propaganda than a children’s movie. LEGO heaven is depicted as being awesome because “we have no government!” Hell, the villain is Lord Business.

Combing humor, real heartfelt moments, amazing CGI/stop-motion animation, subversive ideas, and more franchises than any YouTube mashup (there’s Batman, Simpson, and Star Wars characters!) this was the surprise of the year for me.

THE LEGO MOVIE may also be the closest we ever get to a Grant Morrison movie – seriously, this is ANIMAL MAN!

4: GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY (James Gunn, United States)

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When Marvel first announced this I thought they were crazy. Captain America and Iron Man make sense but Guardians of the Galaxy? Who the hell cares or wants to see a movie about them?

How wrong I was.

James Gunn created an epic and joyous sci-fi/action/comedy that puts everything else Marvel Studios has done to shame. This isn’t your standard bunch of do-gooders – thieves, assassins, and con artists must band together to travel the strangest parts of the universe to save all of reality. But who really cares? There’s a raccoon weapons expert who shoots everything!!!!

Far and away the most fun I had at the movies this year. This is what STAR WARS would have looked like if Troma produced it. Llody Kaufman even has a cameo!

3: RETURN TO NUKE ‘EM HIGH VOL 1 (Lloyd Kaufman, United States)

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Speaking of Troma…

It’s always a cause for joy when Lloyd Kaufman does another movie. He may be the most consistent director of all time. Gore, nudity, and the lowest and highest brow humor combine to create pure movie magic in every one of his creations.

His latest movie is a part one of a sequel to his classic eighties creation THE CLASS OF NUKE ‘EM HIGH and it’s everything you want it to be – social commentary, biting humor, and punks killing people in a high school.

Fuck. What do you want to know? It’s Troma! Go watch it!

2: THE RAID 2 (Gareth Evans, Indonesia)

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The first RAID was a fantastic action film. The second completely blows it away.

The plot picks up immediately where the first film ended but sends the main character undercover to prison – but that’s just the very beginning. The story takes so many twists and turns that it really feels like you watched THE RAID 2 and 3.

But why you watch this is for the crazy intense action scenes. My god, this film has probably the most insane, violent, expansive, and well directed shots of violence ever done. For those who love onscreen carnage – it doesn’t get better than this.

1: SNOWPIERCER (Bong Joon-ho, South Korea)

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This is what truly original filmmaking looks like.

After a failed attempt to control climate change, all that remains of humanity is on one train that is on a constant loop around the globe. The lower class live in the back cars and do all the hard work, the upper class lives in the forward cars. But the end of the train is fed up and, at the start of the movie, lead an uprising to take all the cars. So begins one of the most unique and strange movies made in years.

At heart it’s a vicious social commentary but in practice it’s a wild ride of movie making that changes genres from scene to scene. There is absolutely no way to predict what turn the film will take next.

The axe fight/New Year’s scene was the best movie moment of the year – those that have seen it know what I mean.

Most anticipated for 2015 – THE GREEN INFERNO (Eli Roth, United States)

GODDAMMIT!!!!!! Eli Roth (CABIN FEVER, HOSTEL 1 & 2, and one of my personal heroes) was supposed to finally return to directing movies with THE GREEN INFERNO. Roth making a cannibal flick is a dream come true for me but we were all denied it due to distribution issues! Some got to see it on the festival circuit but I wasn’t one of them. There’s no news about a 2015 release but I’m praying and my cat is doing dark magic rituals for us to see it.

Agree or disagree? Let me know in the comments!

9 responses

  1. Great list, I really agree with the majority of it~!

    December 25, 2014 at 9:47 pm

  2. Absolutely LOVED Edge of Tomorrow and The Lego Movie. I have not seen any of the others.

    December 26, 2014 at 5:26 am

  3. You should check out Honeymoon. Rose Leslie (Ygritte on Game of Thrones) really put a face to the characteristics of someone who is struggling to remember her humanity. The ending strikes a good balance of explaining what happened without coming out and guiding you by the hand to the conclusion.

    December 26, 2014 at 8:28 am

    • Jeff Burk

      I saw it. A fun little movie.

      December 26, 2014 at 12:32 pm

  4. ta2kitty

    Pretty good list and agree with most of these movies but…Snowpiecer was truly awful. I love indie films and the fight scenes were good. However, I kept waiting for the movie to lead somewhere. It was ridiculous and unbelievable. A good movie makes you believe that whatever universe it depicts is real (or at least possible.) Snowpiercer failed miserably. It had so much potential but went nowhere. Was the surviving woman going to wait for the male child to grow up so they could repopulate the earth???

    December 27, 2014 at 10:10 pm

  5. Definitely got more to go rent. And wow – Green Inferno looks like the best movie ever.

    January 2, 2015 at 3:46 am

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