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Flash Fiction Friday: The Marzipan King is a Dick (Extract)

by Madeleine Swann

I can hear Simon breathing behind me. His black body is as comforting as it always is and his shadow joins the others in the dark early morning room, a contrast to my pale flesh and long blonde hair. His warmth reaches me from his side of the bed. I decide to stay awake otherwise I’ll be groggy when I get up. I blink.

When I open my eyes again I see I’ve not managed this simple task. In the distance is a marzipan kingdom with a marzipan castle, and the sugary ground stretches out as far as the eye can see in white, baby pink and soft blue. A flesh and blood terrier yaps at my feet and I know he’s mine, even though I don’t own a dog in real life. I lean down to pet him and he licks my face. When I straighten up he’s standing in front of me, the Marzipan King.

“Yum, sweetmeats, thanks!” he says as he picks up the dog, swallowing it in one mouthful. I feel annoyed as I’d started to get attached to him.

“That’s fine,” I say, hoping he notices the sarcasm in my voice.

“Want to come to my magic kingdom?” he says with a leer and a wink. I realise he’s kind of a dick.

“Not really,” I say.

“Oh.” He looks disappointed and folds his arms. “Well, I thought you were ugly anyway.”

I want to hit him but I’m too shocked to move. “I think I’d like to wake up now,” I say eventually.

“Fine, whatevs,” he says dismissively. As I feel myself fading his Marzipan hand shoots out. “Poob,” he says in a high pitched voice as he grabs my breast and squeezes. I simply stand there and let him as this isn’t the kind of thing that’s supposed to happen. When I open my eyes I’m back in bed. I’m relieved and turn to Simon, snuggling into him. I’m a bit troubled when I smell sugar in his hair.

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Madeleine Swann’s first book The Filing Cabinet of Doom is available now from Burning Bulb Publishing. The Marzipan King is Dick is an extract of this book.

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