Twisted Tuesdays: Bizarro News Roundup, April Fools’ Edition!
What’s fake and what’s real? Does it even make a difference? Here’s the latest weird news, hot off the internet!
- NETFLIX unveils awesome “Cage Mode” films!
- Darth Vader is running for president of the Ukraine!
- The Holy Grail has been found in Spain! Millions are flocking to see it.
- Man trying to shoot a rat, shoots himself instead.
- Rats the size of cats invde Burmingham!
- Huffington Post wins for best news page EVER, hurry up and check it out!
- Woman decorates dog shit with strawberries and cream.
- Firefighters rescue 6-foot python from fire.
- Man stabbed 25 times with stiletto.
- A man allowed a hyena to eat his genitals after being told it would help him get rich.
- Future cities will have heated pavements and glow-in-the-dark trees.
- Supreme Lord Emperor Awesome Dragon Lord of Unicorns, Kim Jong-un declares that all men in and entering North Korea must have the same awesome haircut as him.
- Woman sees Bigfoot!
- On the trail of the Florida Skunk Ape!
Speaking of Florida…
- “Florida Man Goes on Machete-Wielding Rampage Because He Vomited on His Cell Phone”
- “Florida Man Rampages Through Bar While Dressed as Rambo”
- “Burglars Run From Naked Florida Man With Shovel”
- In more serious news, Norwegian teen gets a McDonald’s receipt tattoo. Wins awards for dumbest tattoo on the planet.
- Women make the best spies and here is a great Guardian article about hot female spies!
- Indian parrot rats out a murder.
- Creepy clown spotted in Staten Island!
- The spaghetti harvest goes forward in Switzerland!
Happy April Fools’ Day, Bizarros! Do you have a favorite prank or hoax?
This is definitely a classic: