Twisted Tuesdays: Bizarro News Roundup, April Fools’ Edition!

by Tracy Vanity

What’s fake and what’s real? Does it even make a difference? Here’s the latest weird news, hot off the internet!

• NETFLIX unveils awesome “Cage Mode” films!

• Darth Vader is running for president of the Ukraine!

Twisted Tuesdays: Bizarro News Roundup, April Fools’ Edition!

What’s fake and what’s real? Does it even make a difference? Here’s the latest weird news, hot off the internet!

• NETFLIX unveils awesome “Cage Mode” films!

• Darth Vader is running for president of the Ukraine!

• The Holy Grail has been found in Spain! Millions are flocking to see it.
• Man trying to shoot a rat shoots himself instead.
• Rats the size of cats invade Birmingham! 
• Huffington Post wins for best news page EVER, hurry up and check it out!
• Woman decorates dog shit with strawberries and cream.
• Firefighters rescue 6-foot python from fire.
• Man stabbed 25 times with stiletto. 
• A man allowed a hyena to eat his genitals after being told it would help him get rich.
• Future cities will have heated pavements and glow-in-the-dark trees.

• Supreme Lord Emperor Awesome Dragon Lord of Unicorns, Kim Jong-un declares that all men in and entering North Korea must have the same awesome haircut as him.
• Woman sees Bigfoot!
• On the trail of the Florida Skunk Ape!

Speaking of Florida…

• “Florida Man Goes on Machete-Wielding Rampage Because He Vomited on His Cell Phone”
• “Florida Man Rampages Through Bar While Dressed as Rambo”
• “Burglars Run From Naked Florida Man With Shovel”
• In more serious news, a Norwegian teen gets a McDonald’s receipt tattoo. Wins awards for the dumbest tattoo on the planet.

• Man sets fire to a farmhouse to impress a chick.
• Women make the best spies and here is a great Guardian article about hot female spies!
• Indian parrot rats out a murder.
• Creepy clown spotted in Staten Island!

• The spaghetti harvest goes forward in Switzerland!

Happy April Fools’ Day, Bizarros! Do you have a favorite prank or hoax?