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Twisted Tuesdays: Bizarro News Roundup!


 Another victim came forward over the weekend, the fourth woman accusing 42-year-old Christopher Pagano of his cheesy trick: Exposing his penis while asking victims to pleasure him with Swiss cheese. Police and witnesses, who have dubbed him the “Swiss Cheese Pervert,” say the man has been terrorizing residents in Mayfair, Penn. since the beginning of January.





One of these days…

Until next time Bizarros!

3 responses

  1. In a place where a friend works (a sex chat line) some guy would call up and pretend to be cheese. The lady with him on the line had to talk through opening the fridge and taking him out. If they said a boring cheese like cheddar he would hang up.

    March 5, 2014 at 2:12 am

    • That’s amazing. When I worked at a call center, there was this guy who would always call at night and ask all the females if they ever wore a prom dress and he’d ask in detail what we wore and once gloves were mentioned, he’d hang up. People get off to some interesting things.

      March 6, 2014 at 2:40 am

      • They really do. Just when you think you’ve heard it all…

        March 6, 2014 at 3:31 am

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