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Book review: Bigfoot Crank Stomp

By Pat Douglas

Bigfoot Crank Stomp by Erik Williams (pictured below) is a fast-paced frenzy of chaos and fun. I first picked up this book because of the title and the cover. That’s right… you can judge me. I judge books by their covers, but what can I say? I enjoy seeing decent artwork. If it looks tacky to you, the content inside probably is too, but this title and cover had me sold. The concept was also great. Who doesn’t want to read a book about bigfoot killing people while on meth?


Like I said, it’s fast paced (with plenty of blood and guts).  And yes, plenty of meth. In the starting two chapters it got a little confusing because it introduced a sizable number of people. Once I got past that point I was able to pick up on who was who and enjoy every last breath each one of them took in their dying days. If you are looking for a quick read that leaves you laughing, gritting your teeth, and shocked, all that the same time – this book is where it’s at!

One more thing… in the last few chapters of the book I was beginning to feel let down. But just wait. That very final chapter brings it home and leaves you smiling when you finally close the book.


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6 responses

  1. Nice review Pat! I look forward to reading more reviews from you.

    August 7, 2013 at 8:09 pm

  2. nick

    I have over 80 reviews on Amazon of Bizarro books you can check it out Buckeye Nick and I thought that’s what the Bizarro Brigade was for am I wrong?

    August 7, 2013 at 10:01 pm

  3. thecriesof

    Thanks, Tracy. I am having a lot of fun with it. Should have a few more going live in a few weeks.

    Nick, that is an impressive number of reviews you got. glad to know we got someone as hardcore as you in the Bizarro Brigade! I too am a member… hens the reviews posting here on BC. In fact, I just recently got a Bizarro Brigade tattoo for my birthday! check it out.

    August 9, 2013 at 5:39 pm

    • nick

      Awesome tat buddy very good shit. I really liked the review too. I was just confused about why all of the sudden reviews were going to be posted on here no offense intended and I need to get to my copy of Bigfoot Crank stop as well but I have so much on my kindle and books too and not enough time. Again great tat and review keep up the great work bro!

      August 10, 2013 at 11:58 am

  4. nick

    I meant my copy of Bigfoot Crank Stomp read that is.

    August 10, 2013 at 3:44 pm

  5. thecriesof

    thanks, Nick. Keep coming back. My next review is going to be of Steve Lowe’s You are Sloth!

    August 11, 2013 at 8:15 am

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