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Isabella Rossellini Is A Baby Eating Hamster

by Constance Ann Fitzgerald
I  love saying “Isabella Rossellini” out loud.
I love her name, I love her face, I loved her in Alias as an evil super spy, I loved her in Death Becomes Her, I loved her with glass legs filled with beer (!) in The Saddest Music in the World, and I love her voice. Even when she’s trying to justify eating her young.

4 responses

  1. See, when I was little, I had two hamsters and they eventually became forty-five. Of course, now that I’m older and wiser, I just put them up my butt.

    May 16, 2013 at 3:55 pm

  2. I find this news all very curious (if not freaking amazing). I met Isabella R in New York once. I had been invited to the celebratory celebration for celebs and press hosted by Random House on the occasion of the publication of her memoir (not), PART OF ME. There were no hamsters on the buffet, although there were other kinds of rodents in attendance (who were not eaten but appreciated as an appreciative backdrop and chorus to the main attraction/event). I bumped into one party goer, apologized and looked up puzzled, “Are you Madonna?” I asked with a smirk. So many imposters and wannabes at this Masque, I thought someone was in costume, as it were. “”As a matter of fact, I am,” she hissed between the gap in her incisors. Why do you ask?” The prez of Random House sidled up at that point , took my elbow, asked me if I needed another drink, and verified the claim. Sooo…hamster qua art is a brave imaginative departure for an actress, any actress (maybe) . One hell of an act anyway

    May 18, 2013 at 12:38 pm

  3. can’t believe she has stooped to this

    May 18, 2013 at 12:42 pm

  4. Cool. I saw her earlier animal series and it was great too. Shocking, funny and true. That’s a pretty good combination.

    May 18, 2013 at 7:58 pm

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