Breaking Bizarro News: Oompa-Loompa Attack in Norwich!
by Tracy Vanity
(awesome photo courtesy of The Art of Bleeding)
Police seeking two oompa-loompas over Norwich assault
Two men dressed as Oompa-Loompas – characters from Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory – are being sought by police in Norwich after an attack in the heart of the city.
The victim, a 28-year-old man, was left with cuts, bruises and two black eyes, after being set upon outside a kebab house in the early hours of Thursday morning.
He was assaulted by four people – the two oompa-loompas, a man in conventional attire and a dark-haired woman wearing a dress split along the side.
According to the police he was knocked to the ground by one of the men and hit several times on the had.
A description issued by Norfolk Constabulary described the attackers were wearing hooded tops. They also had dyed green hair and painted orange faces, a force spokesman said.
“Perhaps they were taking part in a Christmas event. They may have been at a fancy dress party.
Via The Telegraph
Oompa-Loompas fucking bitches up! Watch out, shit’s getting serious in 2013! I tried to get a hold of Willy Wonka but he couldn’t be reached for comment.