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Breaking Bizarro News: Oompa-Loompa Attack in Norwich!

by Tracy Vanity

(awesome photo courtesy of The Art of Bleeding)

Police seeking two oompa-loompas over Norwich assault

Two men dressed as Oompa-Loompas – characters from Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory – are being sought by police in Norwich after an attack in the heart of the city.

The victim, a 28-year-old man, was left with cuts, bruises and two black eyes, after being set upon outside a kebab house in the early hours of Thursday morning.

He was assaulted by four people – the two oompa-loompas, a man in conventional attire and a dark-haired woman wearing a dress split along the side.

According to the police he was knocked to the ground by one of the men and hit several times on the had.

A description issued by Norfolk Constabulary described the attackers were wearing hooded tops. They also had dyed green hair and painted orange faces, a force spokesman said.

“Perhaps they were taking part in a Christmas event. They may have been at a fancy dress party.

Via The Telegraph

Oompa-Loompas fucking bitches up! Watch out, shit’s getting serious in 2013! I tried to get a hold of Willy Wonka but he couldn’t be reached for comment.

wonka oompa shot

One response

  1. I can’t say i’m surprised, I’ve been to Norwich…

    January 3, 2013 at 3:48 am

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