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Twisted Tuesdays: Epic FUCK CHRISTMAS Post, AKA Happy Horrormas!

by Tracy Vanity

happy horrormas

To say I’m not a fan of Christmas would be an understatement. I’m dedicating this Twisted Tuesday to posting soothing images, videos, and songs to get myself, and anyone else who fucking hates Christmas, through this horrible fucking day.

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This post is dedicated to FUCK CHRISTMAS!

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Since Christmas sucks, I’m celebrating HORRORMAS! It’s basically Halloween with a Christmas theme. I recommend a Horrormas movie marathon of Jack Frost, Black Christmas (1974 version), Silent Night Deadly Night, and Don’t Open Till Christmas. Any other Horrormas films you recommend?

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Tales from the Crypt has a great Horromas themed episode called “And All Through the House.” You can watch the whole episode right here:

There’s even a tales from the Crypt Christmas album! I just found out right now.

The “Unholy Night” episode from American Horror Story is awesome too. The entire 2nd season is incredible. I have a fetish for nuns and mental institutions but who doesn’t?

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I’m starting to feel better already. This cheap Thai rum is helping too.

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Axe murdering Santas do put me in good spirits.

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As always, Cyriak captures the true spirit of Horrormas with his incredible 2012 Horrormas video card.

Happy Horrormas Bizarro!

5 responses

  1. How about Versalmas? Cacti instead of coniferous trees, smoked salmon instead of turkey (or partly in my case, duck meat), sugar-coated olives instead of candy canes, caramel onions instead of caramel apples, O-pongo the green mouse in a purple coat instead of Santa Claus, ostriches instead or reindeer, and the sun instead of snowflakes. Green mittens, anyone?

    December 25, 2012 at 10:29 am

    • By the way, it’s from the NA version of Maplestory, a Korean MMORPG.

      December 25, 2012 at 10:30 am

  2. <3 shitmas <3

    December 25, 2012 at 6:06 pm

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  4. And here’s another idea for a Horrormas tree: intestines as a garland for a saguaro cactus.

    December 31, 2012 at 12:43 pm

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