by Constance Ann Fitzgerald
Say it out loud: Nekrogoblikon. Go on, do it! It’s FUN isn’t it?!
A friend of mine has a penchant for Fantasy Metal. The epic, operatic, nerdy riffs do it for him. It is… not my thing, personally. I don’t speak Finnish, I have no use for a band called “FinnTroll” that sings songs I won’t understand…about trolls. And only trolls.
But whatever, other people enjoy it, these people enjoy making it. Rock the fuck on.
It wasn’t until he said that I needed to see this video because “we’ve all been there” that I enjoyed it in the least.
We have, haven’t we? Some jerk gets the girl/guy and we’re left picking entrails off of our faces…right?
Even if Metal isn’t your thing (it generally isn’t mine either) you’ll still enjoy the video and possibly, for the first time in your life, feel the need to give a goblin a hug.