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Worst Videos

by Kevin Shamel

I recently bumped into the worst video in the world. And then I found that the artist had MORE. And then I went on a quest. While I was dredging YouTube for its finest new talents the past few days, it seems that my fellow bizarros were on similar tangents. I’ve seen the worst of things show up here and in other bizarro circles while my hunt continued. I like that we’re on the same wave. So in the spirit of the best of the worst, here are my offerings from my search:

Leoncie. This woman is amazing. Just. Amazing. She is where I began my journey. She’s not quite sure what being a vegetarian is all about, but she’s willing to be one, and a ho about it at that. She’s disabled embedding, so you’ll have to click links. But they’re worth it. Here’s a screenshot from her love song about Rocky (who apparently drinks a lot and then has to train in the morning) The pic will take you to the video:

Vegetarian! No Cholesterol Ho

I Want Your Love

Facebook led me to this next performer. The poor girl who posted this on another friend’s wall had no idea she was feeding the flames of my worst video fires. She introduced me to Norma Lee. You HAVE to watch this woman’s videos. All of them. She sings, spreads wisdom, and even lip-synchingly sings along to her own songs. Here are some of my favorites:

I am Not an Old Doosh Bag:

He’s Swapping his Boat:

And a version of what started it all, Ask Jesus to Sit on Your Heart. She also tells us about the magic of GOOD Amish Bread, and sorta gives us a tour of her yard. And offers us a cookie:

After Norma Lee, I just started trolling new artists. Here are some that I really REALLY like:

Forever Amor- Dzyre

My Peace- Martha Reed Garvin

My Return- Big White Forreal

Alone- Sin1

Set it Off- Heartbreak

Did I Touch You- Ed Slater

This dude has a bunch of names, including a French one he doesn’t translate exactly correctly. I don’t know if you actually WANT to make it to his singing. He’s totally tough though, so if you want to see how to be really tough, it’s a good nine minutes to spend doing that:

I found more. Many, many more. But I’m sure this is a good enough sampling. For now.

My thanks to these artists for entertaining me.

7 responses

  1. Those are quite amazing. I’m rather fond of this young lady and her supernaturally tuneless voice. Follow the link I promise its worth it:

    August 2, 2012 at 1:47 am

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  3. Kevin Shamel

    Thank you, Madeleine! She’s amazing.

    August 2, 2012 at 9:34 am

    • try to put some hiden field in ur form like and put if statmet in the prosnscieg page..sth like if request.form( getThis )= getTheValue then show ur info here end ifif this dosnt work..u gotta set session that would work for sure

      November 17, 2012 at 5:30 am

  4. Kevin Shamel

    Oh, no. I found Lori’s mentor!!

    August 2, 2012 at 10:58 am

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  6. This website was… how do you say it? Relevant!

    ! Finally I have found something which helped me.
    Many thanks!

    June 29, 2013 at 11:36 pm

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