The cult section of the literary world

Flash Fiction Friday: Double Chin

by Andrew Wayne Adams

I woke up yesterday morning with a double chin. I cut the second chin off and fried it for breakfast. It was too fatty. It was all fat. I ate it with mustard. When I think I won’t like the taste of something, I put mustard on it so that I’ll just taste the mustard.

This morning I wake up with another double chin. I eat it for breakfast, thinking this chin might be better than the last. It is not better. I eat it with ketchup. I go to the doctor and ask why I keep waking up with double chins. He says, At least you have a reliable source of food. I say, My double chins are too fatty for my tastes. He says, Fat is good for the heart, it insulates it. I say, I would rather eat my heart than my double chin. He says, For heart insulation, fiberglass also works well. I say, It would probably take a lot of mayonnaise to make a heart taste good.

__________

Andrew Wayne Adams is an American writer/artist. He does strange things in public toilets at 2:00 a.m. He currently lives nowhere.

One response

  1. cameronpierc

    I like this story. A new story by Andy Adams is always a good thing.

    March 9, 2012 at 2:31 pm

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s