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Elfoid: Technology to Give You the Creeps.

Have you ever thought “I enjoy my cell phone. I like people being able to contact me at any given time. But it lacks a certain realism. I like to look at the person with whom I am having a conversation.”

Will any person do? How about something person-esque?

The Elfoid mobile might be just the answer. And then again, it might be just down right creepy.

The device is covered in a soft “fleshy” material with buttons imbedded in its chest that emit a green glow when in use.

Complete with a camera and “motion capture system” it transmits motions to other Elfoid phones where it will mimic your actions.
Developers hope to have a fully operational model within the next 5 years.

Click HERE to read more about this wormy little creep.

3 responses

  1. personally, i’m surprised by how little they resemble butt plug baby jesuses…

    July 28, 2011 at 3:51 pm

  2. I think they look VERY much like baby jesus buttplugs. In fact it was the FIRST thing i thought of when i saw them :)

    July 28, 2011 at 4:59 pm

  3. The re-issue http://carltonmellick.com/2011/05/27/cover-for-the-baby-jesus-butt-plug-re-issue/

    I think it’s the dead eyes.

    July 28, 2011 at 5:01 pm

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