The Brutally Evil Satan Show with Father Carlton Mellick III – June 6th – Portland, OR
Presenting, for one night only, the greatest bizarro event of all time . . .
THE BRUTALLY EVIL SATAN SHOW
staring Father CARLTON MELLICK III
The High Priest of Bizarro and author of such cult favorites as “Satan Burger,” “The Baby Jesus Butt Plug,” and “Apeshit,” brings his most notorious performance back to Portland, OR. Featuring exploding pentagrams, brain cannons, and more zombies than you can shake an upside down cross at!
It’s so evil . . . it’s retarded!
“Easily the craziest, weirdest, strangest, funniest, most obscene writer in America.”
“Carlton Mellick III has the craziest book titles… and the kinkiest fans!”
author of “Help! A Bear is Eating Me!” and “Rampaging Fuckers of Everything on the Crazy Shitting Planet.”
“Brilliantly crafted, over-the-top satire.”
—THE DREAM PEOPLE
author of “Ass Goblins of Auschwitz” and “Lost in Cat Brain Land.”
“Pierce is one of the weirdest, most imaginative writers around. Toxie-approved!”
author of “Shatnerquake” and “Super Giant Monster Time!”
“Like Lloyd Kaufman and Sam Raimi’s mutant offspring.”
JEREMY ROBERT JOHNSON
author of “Angel Dust Apocalypse” and “Extinction Journals.”
“A dazzling writer.”
8 pm to 10 pm
21 + only
THE LOVECRAFT BAR
421 SE Grand
Portland, OR 97214