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Twisted Tuesdays: 6 Halloween Mood Videos!

It’s September Bizarros! That means it’s time to get serious with the Halloween spirit. So grab your pumpkin spice dildos and get ready!

If this music video of Tim Curry dressed as an 80’s vampire and channeling David Bowie doesn’t put you in the Halloween mood, nothing will! I’ve never watched The Worst Witch, but apparently it’s pretty dull aside from this incredible music video that comes out of nowhere.

As you might have noticed, I watch a lot of youtube. One of my favorite youtube channels is “Ask a Mortician” where a mortician answers cool questions about death, from death shits to foreskin wedding rings. I love Caitlin!

Typing of death, here is my favorite Nightmare on Elm Street death of all time. It involves twink Johnny Depp, a bed, and a lot of blood! Thanks Wes Craven for giving the world one of the best monsters of all time and inspiring some inventive kills.

Nothing says Halloween like Vincent Price dressed as a polar bear, in a wine cooler commercial. Nothing.

I’ve been binge watching Key & Peele lately because they’re hilarious. It’s great to see comedy taken to its full artistic potential with social commentary and theatrical silliness. Key & Peele are talented as fuck. Their range of characters is impressive. I’m sad that this will be their last season but they put out some amazing comedic content that I’ve been watching over and over again. Their “Sexy Vampires” sketch is a must watch. It brings up the serious question of vampire stereotyping in films.

Watching horror movies is the best way to get into the spirit of the season. Blood for Dracula is on my Halloween rotation every year and still makes me laugh. I love Udo Kier so much. In this film, he’s is a sexy vampire who is having some trouble finding virgin blood to keep him alive. I’m sure I’ve posted this before since this is such a classic movie with one of my favorite movie lines of all time:

You can watch the full movie here for now:

So Bizarros, what are your favorite things to do to get you into the Halloween spirit? Any favorite movies or creepy places in your area?

Halloween Chaos Countdown: Your Weekend 6 Halloween Song Playlist With a Bizarro Photoblast Accompaniment!

Behold! A collection of horror songs to help you while doing something spooky and debaucherous during your first weekend of October!



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Do you have any favorite spooky songs? Please share them so I can add them to my ever expanding Halloween youtube mix and future Chaos Countdown posts.

Twisted Tuesday: Society (1989)

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An 80’s dude with a mullet feels like there is something really off about his family…his sister and parents are acting strange and no matter what he does, even being the quarterback of the football team and winning a high school debate, doesn’t impress them. Then he realizes his feelings are validated when he hears a strange recording from a friend. That’s when the setup of the first half of the movie ends up getting truly bizarre and the finale…well you just have to see it for yourself if you haven’t already. There is truly no ending like it in the history of cinema.


A true classic that reflects how the rich feeds off the poor through ooze, sex, and tons of stretchy, flesh-colored latex, Society is a great film that belongs on your Bizarro movie shelf. You can watch it in its entirety here:

Halloween Chaos Countdown: Bizarro Spooky Short Video Festival


6 creepy videos from the Bizarro part of youtube!

I love Pyramid Head! This video is sexy.

WTF is that?

Clip from Reincarnation. One of the creepiest dolls ever.

You can never go wrong with Shaye Saint John.

Produced by  Guillermo del Toro, this is a beautiful short very reminiscent of Pan’s Labyrinth since it’s also about how a little girl’s imagination turns very dark…

Post-apocalyptic short animation about mutated limbs who have to work together.

Bonus: Excellent sci-fi hell comic by Dylan Spencer!

2 days until Halloween!

Halloween Chaos Countdown: Bizarro Youtube Party

18 Days Until Halloween!

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One of my favorite ways to interact with people online is to exchange weird youtube videos with them. It’s like a bizarre online mating dance, especially when they post something really twisted you’ve never seen before that totally speaks to you. Youtube partying with someone is showing someone a window into your mind and looking into theirs, and being like “wow they are just as fucked up as I am!” It’s comforting and sexy. I love twisted minds with twisted tastes!


I’ll post 12 videos to get the Bizarro youtube party started. Feel free to post some links to weird videos you like in the comments! Show me how twisted you are!

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Someone made a toy doll version of The Human Centipede and shows you how to make one too:

It would also be a good costume:


One of those found footage, Blair Witch-type shorts, “No Through Road” was a video found in car with 4 dead 17-year-old boys.

And now for the weather:

Nothing puts me in the Halloween spirit like SKELETONS! Especially vintage ones!

Slenderman has some competition. Meet Mr. Welldone:

OMG Everything is Terrible made a dog version of The Holy Mountain!


Someone made a surreal video for “Fear of the Future” by The Residents. The results are mind-blowing!

A robot head dancing to Mambo No. 5

Animatronic Hitler head singing “Snails IS People Too”

I can’t make a Halloween countdown youtube post without posting a Fewdio video. One of the best horror short movie makers on youtube! The story lines are always original and creepy. This is a great one about a Vaudeville couple and a ventriloquist dummy.

Great stop-motion tribute to David Firth.

Another great youtube account is MrCreepyPasta who narrates some of the best creepypasta stories.

Big thank you to Joe Holliday for sharing some of his youtube porn collection with me! Now post your creepy youtube porn in the comments!


Halloween Chaos Countdown: alantutorial

Need some life tips on how to do things like how to eat a bag of chips or escape a dark room and find light? Sound too easy? Well imagine the “tutor” being a faceless guy with a high-pitched voice, a shitload of anxiety, and some classic youtube weirdness.

Welcome to alantutorial‘s youtube. Here are my 3 favorite tutorials:

Hope that helps!


The Greatest Public Access Show Ever

Ever wonder what Cthulhu does while the stars aren’t right? Here’s your answer….


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