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Breaking Bizarro News: Cookie Monster Attacks a 2-year old over $2

posted by Tracy Vanity

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A costumed creep dressed as Cookie Monster was arrested Sunday after he shoved a 2-year-old boy during a crazed confrontation with the tot’s mom in Times Square, cops said.

Osvaldo Quiroz-Lopez posed for a photo with the child about 3:20 p.m. and then demanded the mother cough up $2, police said.

The mother refused, causing Quiroz-Lopez, 33, to behave monstrously, cops said. Police charged him with assault and endangering the welfare of a child.

via NY Daily News

As a rule of thumb, I wouldn’t fuck with muppet meth addicts. The mom should have just paid the $2. Bitch needs cookies!

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