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World Horror Cinema: Indonesia

By Sam Reeve

mystics in bali posterTitle: Mystics in Bali

Year: 1981

Language: Indonesian

My rating: 6/10

You can’t say you’re a horror aficionado without having seen Mystics in Bali, one of Indonesia’s weirdest exports. It was originally banned in its home country for featuring so much black magic, but has gained a cult following worldwide for its cheesy special effects and acting. Oh, and it’s bizarre as hell, like think floating heads and pig monsters with boobs.

Cathy, an American woman, travels to Indonesia to learn about black magic for a book she’s writing. Her new lover, Mahendra, introduces her to a Léak witch, who then offers to teach Cathy her wicked ways. Of course the old witch has her own motives for taking on the young pupil, and soon it’s too late for Mahendra to save Cathy, whose floating head is set upon the locals to eat their babies.

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Sounds ridiculous? That’s because it is! The witch and the girl transform into pigs multiple times, but during one fight scene the transformation doesn’t finish with a cute real-life pig, but a hideous pig monster with floppy tits. It was awesome! Top that off with hilarious green screen effects, and you’ve got yourself a fun show.

The plot was at times confusing, but otherwise enjoyable because of the aforementioned insanity. The worst thing about it was probably the witch’s cackling, which took up the majority of the dialogue (no joke).

mystics in bali 2 mystics in bali 3There you have it folks! This is a must-see film for Bizarros and horror buffs alike, so why don’t you take a peak at the clip below of the first lady-pig transformation. I promise it’ll make you laugh. At the bottom you’ll find the full movie, dubbed in English.


World Horror Cinema: Brazil

By Sam Reeve

strange_world_of_coffin_joeTitle: The Strange World of Coffin Joe

Year: 1968

Language: Portuguese

My rating: 6/10

Coffin Joe is the alter ego of the Brazilian horror legend José Marins. He has appeared in many of his own films as this character, but despite the title, Coffin Joe is not present in this anthology of short horror tales. He does, however, make an appearance in the third segment as an evil professor with a seriously bad wig and eyebrow combo.

Fun fact: Coffin Joe and the professor both have extremely long fingernails, which are real. Marins would grow them out several inches for his movies.

The first tale is of a doll maker and his daughters, whose shop is broken into by some young hooligans looking for money and sex. The second is a dialogue-free story about a hobo/balloon vendor who becomes obsessed with a woman and follows her around for some time, even breaking into her tomb once she dies. The third is about a crazy professor (played by Marins) who tortures people into agreeing with/proving his theory that animal instincts are ever-present in people and love isn’t real.

the-strange-world-of-coffin-joeI thought the first and third segments were the best, though the middle one had some redeeming moments that were quite funny. All three had a lot of T&A, to the point of it being truly hilarious. Many times the camera followed someone who walked past it and zoomed in on their ass, and I’m pretty sure once it was a guy. The special effects and sets were low-budget and pretty cheesy, but laughing at those bits made the slow parts bearable. Over all, it’s worth seeing, especially knowing what a legend José Marins is in the horror genre.

Below is the full movie with English subtitles. Feel free to skip to the 6-minute mark, as the intro and opening credits were almost unbearably long and boring.


Day 31: Uzumaki (2000)

By Sam Reeve

I thought Uzumaki would be perfect for Halloween’s Japanese Horror Month entry. It has a perfect blend of truly bizarre horror and comical carnivalesque visuals and sounds which, to me, are what make up Halloween.

Uzumaki (aka Spiral) is connected to other films from Japanese Horror Month in a couple different ways: One of the screen writers also worked on the screenplay for Tokyo Gore Police, and Uzumaki is based on a manga by the amazing Junji Ito, whose work also inspired Kakashi (and numerous other horror shows and films).

Here’s the basic plot:

The story concerns the inhabitants of the small Japanese town of Kurôzu-cho that seems to be cursed by supernatural events surrounding spirals. Many people become obsessed or paranoid about spiral shapes, which starts resulting in several gruesome deaths. Eventually people start transforming into something other than human, such as snails and twisted forms.


WHY YOU SHOULD WATCH IT: First, it’s very bizarre, not your average horror in any sense. The visuals are great, sometimes genuinely creepy, other times pretty funny. Second, the story isn’t bad. I have no idea what the manga is like, so I can’t compare, but I liked what the film did. Uzumaki is definitely something I could see myself viewing a few more times.

Below you can find a low-qualitycopy of Uzumaki on Youtube, with English subtitles. If you can find this film elsewhere, I highly recommend it (I was too lazy).


Day 29:Ju-on (2000)

By Sam Reeve

When I watched Ju-on for Japanese Horror Month, I thought I would be watching what had inspired the American remake (which I still haven’t seen). Turns out there are two movies called Ju-on: one which was made in 2000, and one made in 2002 called Ju-on: The Grudge, which has a totally different plot and a very confusingly similar title. Ju-on actually translates to “grudge”, so you can see how this might not make the most sense. Click here for a full break-down of the Ju-on series.

The plot isn’t so much there, honestly, but here it goes: Jumping around to different characters and different times even, it tells us about the people affected by the curse of a house and those who’ve inhabited it. The curse started with a husband who murdered his wife and son because he was jealous (but that’s also not super clear in the film). The son has missed school so his teacher, Kobayashi, goes to investigate. We also see a family living in the house, and due to the curse a tutor and girlfriend are both killed. The last part of the film is fairly uneventful, just the real estate agent enlisting the help of his psychic sister to check out the place.
WHY YOU SHOULD WATCH IT: If this series wasn’t famous and possibly worthy of viewing just to check it off your list, I would say to steer clear. It was a little creepy at some parts, most certainly in the way you would always think more would happen than what did, but that was all. The famous “crawling down the stairs” scene was pretty freaky at least.

The low-budget quality of the film could appeal to some people, since it did make it seem like you were watching a creepy home video at points.

WHAT DIDN’T WORK: The plot was just all over the place and left really unfinished in the worst way. If it had had more substance in that sense, I could have easily gotten past the lack of scariness.

Below you’ll find the famous staircase scene, and below that is the full movie with English subtitles. Enjoy!

 

 

 

 


Day 23: Hausu (1977)

By Sam Reeve

Today’s film for Japanese Horror Month was another one that has been misleadingly titled by many as a horror film. Hausu (House) is about 10% horror and 90% surreal comedy, but still one of my favourites from this month and one I’m sure you bizarros can get into.

Gorgeous (yes, that’s her name, they ALL have retarded names) was supposed to go on vacation with her father, but upon learning he would bring his new fiance, she decides to go to her estranged auntie’s house with a bunch of her girlfriends. In classic horror fashion, the girls are picked off one by one by the house and the aunt (who’s actually a hungry ghost).

WHY YOU SHOULD WATCH IT: This is campy, hilarious and surreal with a very heavy dose of 70’s style. It won’t scare you one bit and probably won’t even creep you out, but it will make you laugh and say “what the fuck” about every five minutes.

Instead of describing one of my favourite scenes, I’ll show it to you:

 

What’s not shown here, but a bit later at the end of the film, is this:

If you’re still not clear on what Hausu is all about, I suggest you watch this trailer (which shows many of the best parts) or check out the film itself. Enjoy!


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