Do you enjoy free stuff? Are you handy with crayons? What is your opinion of Sex Dungeons on the real estate market?

If you answered, “Yes,” “Yes,” and “Surprisingly favorable,” does Patrick Wensink have a contest for you.

To celebrate the release of his new book, Sex Dungeon for Sale!, he had a series of illustrations created based on some of these comedic stories, including a Kindergartener who thinks he’s French, a puddle of ketchup shaped like Elvis and something called, Chicken Soup for the Kidnapper’s Soul. [Curious? Read a sample from the book.]

While the coloring contest alone sounded like fun, Wensink wasn’t satisfied. He decided to raise the stakes by offering the winner an autographed stack of his favorite books from 2009.

The Winner will receive:

Fool- By Christopher Moore (Autographed)

Tales Designed to Thrizzle – by Michael Kupperman (Autographed)

AM/PM – By Amelia Gray (Autographed)

Help! A Bear is Eating Me! – By Mykle Hansen (Autographed)

First and second runner up will also receive a special mystery prize pack from Patrick.

Find out more and enter here

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