Twisted Tuesdays: Spontaneous Human Combustion
by Tracy Vanity
One of the most bizarre medical anomalies, spontaneous human combustion is when someone suddenly bursts into flame from within. Typically only the body remains burned even if flammable material is nearby. The cause for this has yet to be explained but it is certain that the fat in our bodies are highly flammable, so once that “inner fire” ignites, we’re toast!
Most skeptics blame cigarette accidents for this phenomena but not everyone agrees…
According to self-proclaimed “parascientist,” Larry E. Arnold, there have been 200 known cases of spontaneous human combustion in the past 300 years. He even wrote a book about it:
The latest case of alleged SHC happened this past February when an 65-year-old Oklahoma man by the name of Danny Vanzandt was found burned to death in his home after reportedly burning for 10 hours. Nothing else caught on fire and police and autopsy reports ruled out homicide but not SHC.
You can read about 10 cases of spontaneous human combustion via io9. Also How Stuff Works has a greatly detailed article on the subject.
This documentary on SHC is rather informative and entertaining if you wish to know more about spontaneous human combustion, and who doesn’t?
So actual Bizarro paranormal phenomena or simply a freak accident? You decide…
Bizarro Breaking News: Exploding Pavements in London

Londoners are at risk of being killed in one of the increasing number of pavement explosions in the capital, the Health and Safety Executive (HSE) fears.
Figures obtained by BBC London show reported incidents of underground explosions more than tripled between 2011 and 2012.
In 2010, there were 12 underground explosions reported to the HSE.
Although that fell to eight in 2011, last year the figure jumped to 29. So far this year, there have been 12 blasts….
…Colin Wingate, 76, spent three months in a wheelchair with severe leg injuries after a pavement exploded in Harrow, north-west London, in August 2011.
“There was a huge – and when I say huge I mean enormous – explosion,” he said.
“Huge to the point that the iron manhole cover left the ground, I left the ground – and it was Bedlam.”
New David Lynch Music Video!
by Tracy Vanity
Reminiscent of Lost Highway, this beautifully haunting song is a teaser for a new David Lynch album called “The Big Dream” due for release in July and can be previewed on iTunes.

“Crazy Clown Time” is still on heavy daily rotation in the Vanity residence. Very excited about this new album!
Twisted Tuesdays: Begotten
by Tracy Vanity
Time for an underground classic cinema post. Directed by E. Elias Merhige, this surrealist transcendental horror flick is perfect for a Bizarro Twisted Tuesday night.
Premise:
God disembowels himself with a straight razor. The spirit-like Mother Earth emerges, venturing into a bleak, barren landscape. Twitching and cowering, the Son Of Earth is set upon by faceless cannibals.
So turn all the lights off, put the volume all the way up, and enjoy!
Bizarro Breaking News: Belarusian Man Bitten to Death by a Beaver!
by Tracy Vanity
via theguardian
The fisherman, who has not been named at the request of his family, was driving with friends toward the Shestakovskoye lake, west of the capital, Minsk, when he spotted the beaver along the side of the road and stopped the car. As he tried to grab the animal to have his picture taken, it bit him several times. One of the bites cut a major artery in his leg, according to Sulim.
The man’s friends were unable to stem the bleeding, and he was pronounced dead when he arrived at Sulim’s clinic in the village of Ostromechevo.
He is the only person known to have died from a beaver attack in Belarus.
Well shit, if you grab any wild animal of course they’re going to bite your ass! But apparently beaver attacks are common, probably because they are fat and cute and people keep fucking with them. Just leave them alone and they won’t bite into your ateries!
BTW I had no idea Mel Gibson made a movie with a beaver puppet, that’s more wtf to me than this article!
Twisted Tuesdays: Animated Gif Apocalypse #3
by Tracy Vanity
My Bizarro animated gif folder is overflowing. I love animated gifs. I’m fucking obsessed. They are awesome.
Enjoy the madness! Muahahahah!!!!!
Bizarro Breaking News: Toxic Marshmallow-like Ooze Seeping Out of Ground in Chinese City
posted by Tracy Vanity
via Gawker

Last Saturday some smelly, gooey, white shit began seeping out of the ground in Nanjing, China, tripping the fuck out of everyone, especially the people living in Nanjing who ended up being evacuated from the surrounding area for a bit. People still have no idea wtf that was but the Chinese Propaganda Ministry released a statement saying that is was just a harmless substance used to “soften the soil” that just “accidentally leaked” but don’t worry it’s really harmless…really.
Thankfully, the ooze eventually seeped back into the ground and the people of Nanjing will have some really soft soil and I’m sure very non-toxic food, air, and water….
Twisted Tuesdays: Welcome Robot Overlords!
by Tracy Vanity

You know when you were a kid and were watching Terminator 2 and were like “Damn, what if that really happened?” and then you re-watched it when you were older and were like “wait a minute…” and then you watched The Matrix and shit really fucked with your head didn’t it?

Well Bizarros, the moment you’ve all been dreaming about is here! Robots are going to take over the world and destroy us all but the good thing is that at least the Robocalypse will look cool because robots are fucking awesome. At least they are much cleaner and efficient than zombies and they will clean our homes, fuck us, and serve us booze, before killing us all!
So here is the latest in Robocalypse technology:
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Chinese Farmer Creates Army of Home-Made Robots
Wu Yulu, a Chinese farmer, from a small village, outside Beijing, has created a series of 47 robots, out of scrap metal. They can accomplish various functions, from drinking, to walking and even pulling a rickshaw.
…The strangest thing, about Wu Yulu, is he declared he loves his metal robots, more than he loves his own kids. He refers to his rickshaw robot as his 32nd son, and even programmed it to say “Wy Yulu is my dad, I take him out on the town.” How cool is that!
More than 70 countries already use unmanned drones – aerial vehicles that are capable of gathering intelligence, or seeking and, if necessary, eliminating targets. At present, the latter decision is still made by human operators via remote control. Human decision-making, however, seems to be waning, while unmanned fighter robots act increasingly on their own. The pilotless aircraft can already be programmed to maneuver completely autonomously. The X-47B drone is still being tested, but once it is ready for action, the aircraft will be able to conduct missions largely autonomously and without human control.
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The wonderful people at DARPA just posted this cute robot:

Meet “Robbie the Robot” who is playing a game of what appears to be Simon all by himself which means he can become self-aware at any moment and destroy the planet.
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Artificial Skin That’s Way More Sensitive to Touch Than The Real Thing
Scientists have created a paper-thin flexible “skin” that can detect pressure that’s a few hundred times lighter than a gentle touch. This new material could eventually make its way into artificial or robotic limbs — but for now researchers have found that it is absolutely amazing at reading a pulse.
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Robotic Ants Successfully Mimic Real Colony Behavior
Scientists have successfully replicated the behaviour of a colony of ants on the move with the use of miniature robots, as reported in the journal PLOS Computational Biology. The researchers, based at the New Jersey Institute of Technology (Newark, USA) and at the Research Centre on Animal Cognition (Toulouse, France), aimed to discover how individual ants, when part of a moving colony, orient themselves in the labyrinthine pathways that stretch from their nest to various food sources.
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Don’t snatch! Disney Research builds robot that takes objects more naturally
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Robotic fly takes off at Harvard
World’s smallest robot, Robobee, has wingspan of three centimetres
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Robotic device heralds new era
It looks like a large drill, but this piece of equipment in South Canberra is no construction tool.
In years to come it may make your smartphone even smarter and help your car drive itself, with scientists believing basic global positioning technology can be accurate to the centimetre by the end of the decade.
Robots are One Step Closer to Putting More Humans Out of Work
The Pentagon has released a video of a robotic arm able to handle tools well enough to nearly complete a tire change.
And while the video is new, Gill Pratt, a project manager at the Pentagon’s Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA), told The New York Times it’s already outdated as the team has moved on to more dexterous hands capable of actually threading a bolt
According to its site, DARPA is the “principal agency within the Department of Defense for high-risk, high-payoff research, development and demonstration of new technologies and systems that serve the warfighter and the Nation’s defense.”
Inventions to have come out of their labs include stealth fighters, remote-controlled vehicles and GPS. Furthermore, the agency played a leading role in the development of the Internet.
Despite the obvious benefits of these innovations, however, many who see the video of the robotic arm unscrewing bolts from a tire are seeing much more than a leap forward in robotics – they are seeing a world of even fewer jobs for human hands.
And how can I make a Robocalypse post without some of the latest robot news from Japan?
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Japanese researchers build robot with most humanlike muscle-skeleton structure yet
Kenshiro is the next step for the researchers. Their previous effort resulted in a robot they called Kojiro – a robot that demonstrated the huge strides that have come in mimicking the human body, as well as the very long road yet to travel. In this new iteration, Kenshiro was preceded by a robot concept the team called Kenzoh. In that effort the team found that simply adding artificial muscle and bones generally tended to create weight problems. The upper body alone came to 45 kg. That caused the team to go back to the drawing board, this time with the idea of mimicking human bone and muscle at the individual body part level, i.e. a backbone, calf, or knee joint. Each part was custom designed to fall within the weight parameters of actual human limbs and other parts of the body.
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WATCH: Japan’s Love Affair with Robots, Explained
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In Japan, You Can Buy Your Kid A Giant Robot For $20,000
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If you’re looking for something more classic, there’s a Giant 1950s robot Gygan up for sale.
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Don’t worry, it seems like we’re still a few years off from being robot slave bitches, but I’d keep a close eye on what DARPA are getting into if I were you…

Till next time Bizarros!
Bizarro News Update: “Chinese Woman Escapes Unhurt in Toilet Explosion”
posted by Tracy Vanity
Source: Weird Asia News

In Leqing City, in China’s Zhejian Province, at around 6:00 a.m. on May 1, 2013, a woman was using a public restroom when the toilet literally exploded. The blast so was so powerful that it blew the exterior wall outward, injuring another woman who was walking by. Amazingly, the woman inside was completely unharmed, protected by the room’s internal brick walls.
A local citizen speculated that the incident may have been caused by faulty electrical wires that sparked and thus ignited the methane gas that had filled up the stopped-up toilet.
Fortunately, May Day was a national holiday in China, so there were not many people on the street. The restroom was located in an industrial area of the city, so had this incident happened on a regular working day, things could have gone a lot worse.
Twisted Tuesdays: (Bizarro Thailand Edition!) The Thai Buddhist Space Cult
by Tracy Vanity, (including pics)
I haven’t made a Bizarro Thailand post in awhile and there’s still a lot of Bizarro things here that you should know about.
During a road trip with some friends to Ayutthaya, the old capital of Thailand, we happened across a huge, sci-fi, space complex very reminiscent of Scientology but with a UFO Buddhist flavor:
As with any road trip in Thailand, you never know what you’re going to run into. I had no idea a Thai Buddhist space cult existed until I ran into it.
The place was empty when we visited but apparently tens of thousands of followers flood the 1,000 acre area during ceremonies and events and more buildings were being constructed to fit more people.
That youtube video does a great job of explaining what Dhammakāya is, especially from an outsider perspective. Here is more information cut & pasted from good ole’ wiki since I seriously have no clue what’s it’s about aside from the fact that their main building is a flying saucer and their symbol is a UFO:
The Dhammakāya Movement is a Buddhist movement founded in Thailand in the 1970s, with roots stretching back much earlier. It is said to be the fastest-growing Buddhist movement in present-day Thailand.[1] It teaches of the reality of a True Self (the Dhammakaya) in all beings, which it equates with Nirvana.
…The Dhammakāya Foundation was founded in 1916 in Thailand by Phramongkolthepmuni, the abbot of Wat Paknam Bhasicharoen. Following the death of Phra Monkolthepmuni, the Foundation’s work was continued by his disciple, Khun Yay Mahā Ratana Upāsikā Chandra Khonnokyoong, a Buddhist mae chi. In 1970, a temple, called Wat Phra Dhammakaya, was constructed as a home for the movement. Located in Khlong Luang, Pathum Thani Province, the temple was intended to become an international center for the study of meditation.
The Dhammakāya Foundation has been subject to its share of controversy. In 1999[10][11] and again in 2002,[12][13] leaders of the organization were accused of charges ranging from fraud and embezzlement to corruption. At that time social critic Sulak Sivaraksa criticized the Dhammakaya Movement for promoting greed by emphasizing donations to the temple as a way to make merit. Widespread negative media coverage a this time was symptomatic of the movement being made the scapegoat for commercial malpractice in the Thai Buddhist temple community[14][15] in the wake of the 1997 Asian Financial Crisis.[16][17]…The movement has expanded branches to over eighteen countries worldwide and is promoted via a Buddhist satellite network or Dhamma Media Channel (DMC.TV) with a 24 hour-a-day Dharma and meditation teachings broadcast to the audience worldwide.
…Accusations that the Thai Government had financed activities at Wat Phra Dhammakaya were made in a letter by Sulak Sivalaksa on 10 May 2010[21] but the government issued a press release on 12 May to deny the accusations[22]
Seems like Dhammakāya is pretty much the core principles of Buddhism with white clothes, spaceships, and culty grandeur. Pretty cool.
Twisted Tuesdays: That Bizarro Part of Youtube #3
by Tracy Vanity
Time for another Bizarro youtube short film festival! There is never a shortage of wtf videos. Here are some you need to watch:
1) “I Feel Fantastic” – Whenever anyone requests a disturbing video this one always comes up. It’s a classic and the video description is incredible:
“In ancient Greek mythology, Pygmalion was a highly accomplished Cypriot sculptor. Though skilled at imitating the human form, and well acquainted with it’s subtleties, he became disgusted by it when he witnessed the Propoetides prostituting themselves. These women were punished by Venus for their lack of worship with a coarseness of skin and a crudeness of nature, and were then forced into prostitution. Seeing this, Pygmalion the sculptor was repelled and could no longer appreciate women.
Seemingly alone, Pygmalion sought to create for himself a perfect, pure, unsullied companion. He used his particular skills to this end: he created a statue bride.What you are about to watch is a mysterious video. It’s origin is attributed variously, and almost certainly spuriously, to various abstract artists or surrealists. The truth is that what we are seeing, and what we perceive to be strange and disturbing, is actually beauty to it’s creator.
Perhaps what we are viewing is the work of a modern Pygmalion. To him, her toneless voice, the paleness of her skin and the comparative vibrancy of her lips may indeed be the very embodiment of a perfect woman…
Consider the mind-scape of the creator. In whose mind does this appear beautiful? In whose mind is this pure, near worshipful? Are we missing out on his perspective?Who are we to be afraid or to judge them? He may well love her fully, perhaps more fully than any of us could ever hope to be loved. In the mind of her creator, she is a near goddess; the perfect representation, not just of femininity, but the peak of human potential. A perfectly satisfactory being.
How does that kind of unconditional love feel?
Well, how does she feel?“
This video answers that and so much more.
2) “Whitehouse – Why You Never Became A Dancer” – Whitehouse are one of the most fucking awesome extreme industrial noise bands ever. I remember seeing a Whitehouse complete box set for $500 at Amoeba in Los Angeles and coming in front of the cash register. I didn’t have $500 though and I never saw that box set again but we had a moment.
This video is awesome. Turn the volume up all the way for maximum effect!
3) “A Lovecraft Dream – short animation movie” – There are countless amazing animated shorts on youtube. This one based on Lovecraft’s nightmares is more sadly beautiful than disturbing but very well done.
4) “262728262728262728262728-262728262728262728″ As random as the title implies, looks like someone just fucking around with a camera but it’s inventive.
5) “The Peanut Vendor – Len Lye 1933″ – Super vintage WTF-kery at its best. This is an incredible stop-motion puppet animation with a catchy song. Len Lye was so ahead of his time I don’t even think the year 3013 is ready for him.
6) “Drillbit (Full length)” – Pure VHS chaos. Your mind will be blown and you’ll also feel strangely nostalgic and you’ll really miss VHS tapes. If Bizarro Central had a TV show, I’d imagine it looking exactly like this.
Enjoy and have a twisted rest of the week Bizarros!
Twisted Tuesdays: Famous Last Words
by Tracy Vanity
Death is a part of life, life is a part of death. Here are some interesting final words uttered by some famous dead people you may have heard of.
“I do not believe in my death.” – Salvador Dali

“I hope the exit is joyful and I hope never to return.” – Frida Khalo

“I hope I haven’t bored you.” – Elvis Presley

“That was a great game of golf fellas!” – Bing Crosby

“Surprise me.” – Bob Hope

“The executioner is, I believe, very expert, and my neck is very slender” – Anne Boleyn

“I knew it. I knew it. Born in a hotel room and died in a hotel room.” – Eugene O’Neill

“You see, this is how you die.” – Coco Chanel

“I feel certain that I’m going mad again. I feel we can’t go thru another of those terrible times. And I shan’t recover this time. I begin to hear voices” – Virginia Woolf

“My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go. – Oscar Wilde

“Harlot, yes. But traitor, NEVER!” – Mata Hari

Happy Birthday John Waters! (April 22nd)
by Tracy Vanity

One of the sexiest cult film directors of all time is 67 years young today. He’s best known to Bizarro film buffs for his amazing mustache and cult classics like Pink Flamingos, Desperate Living, Hairspray, Pecker, and Cecil B. DeMented. Even the youth of today know who he is from this popular Saturday Nigh Live Sketch:
John Waters started off as a rebellious underground punk beatnik stoner with a camera, shocking his hometown of Baltimore, Maryland with his LSD-popping, cross-dressing, shoplifting antics with his gang of fellow crazy artistic hoodlums and soon became a cult legend through his avant-garde films which became a staple in the midnight movie movement for obvious reasons:

Somewhere between the 70′s and now, the self-proclaimed “Pope of Trash” somehow stopped horrifying the masses and became embraced by the mainstream. He is now the go-to man for pop culture wisdom, popping up on TV shows like The Simpsons and even doing commentary on The Little Mermaid special feature because the villain, Ursula, was influenced by Divine!
John Waters is a huge inspiration to me. I have all his movies and suggest a Female Trouble, Desperate Living, and Polyester movie marathon. Female Trouble is my favorite John Waters movie. It’s the most feminist film ever made and every scene is flawlessly funny and quotable.
Aside from making ground-breaking films, John Waters also tours frequently with a one-man-show, writes books, creates kitschy art installations, and makes great comedy albums. I could listen to him talk forever.
That man is witty, entertaining, and a wealth of knowledge about everything from music to marriages that end with one spouse killing the other.

Since it’s also Earth Day, I’d like to point out that I am so glad earth has John Waters because it would suck without him.
❤❤❤ Happy Birthday John Waters! Please live forever! ❤❤❤

Twisted Tuesdays: That Bizarro Part of Youtube #2
by Tracy Vanity

It’s already Wednesday morning here but since I’m from the future this post is still on time somewhere. I’m hungover and tired as fuck right now so these videos are extra soothing and helpful for me. Enjoy!
1) “laughing sailor” – Why anyone would want ONE animatronic laughing sailor is beyond my realm of understanding but 5 makes sense:
2) “Skeleton Jelly” is an old comic meme from an anonymous source that someone decided to narrate and make into a video. I like where it stops but you can watch part 2 if you want.
3) “Auditory Hallucinations – An Audio Representation” is a pretty accurate audio representation of what my head sounds like except I hear it in a girl voice. I’m sure most of you crazy bitches can relate. Thank fuck for Valium!
4) “REAL DEMONS CAUGHT ON TAPE” has some great effects. One of the best “paranormal shit caught on tape” videos I’ve seen.
5) “mkultra psympsons” I haven’t watched “The Simpsons” in years because I think it jumped the shark when Mr. Burns tried to block out the sun. That was a long fucking time ago. Anyway this video has that bit of Simpsons nostalgia with some truly Bizarro wtf shit mixed in. Prepare to be visually and aurally bombarded!
6) I’m going to leave you with something truly amazing. I hate television so for me to recommend anything on TV says a lot. If you have not watched “Black Mirror” you need to! It’s a mini-series from the UK. The 1st season is much better but the 2nd season is still pretty good. I found my favorite episode on youtube. “Black Mirror” is like a futuristic, Orwellian Twilight Zone. I rarely get freaked out by shit but this series totally gave me goosebumps and a panic attack. The video is in English but has Chinese subtitles. Watch it, it’s incredible!
Until next time Bizarros!

Twisted Tuesdays: Meet Your Maker
by Tracy Vanity
Doing whippits right now, tripping out to my own mind as usual. Happy Twisted Tuesday bitches, here is a dose of true existence in the form of a wondrous animated short shot like a moving graphic novel. Spectacularly done. My compliments to the chef!
Twisted Tuesdays: That Bizarro Part of Youtube #1
by Tracy Vanity
Youtube is filled with a lot of shit videos, especially the ones with 100 billion hits. Fortunately there is also a better side, a Bizarro side for those of us who don’t want to see people waxing poetic on how funny it is that we all take shits every day or watch guys on Adderall with stupid hair reviewing grumpy cat memes.
Fuck those bitches. Here is the better side of youtube:
1) broken screen – In mainstream youtubeland, people say the dumbest shit but I’ve found that the comments in Bizarro youtube do a fantastic job of summing up the true meaning of the video.
vladivostokgunrunner “lol This looks like a backdrop for a 90′s Industrial band.”
It sure does.
2) Dead Life – Trippy and accurate animation about life.
3) advanced gratification - self-explanatory
4) “Affection” 3D Animated Horror Short in HD! – Great 9 minute horror animation. People do this shit for free for the sake of art and it shows!
5) saving planet earth, small steps – It’s earth month. If this video doesn’t convince you to save the planet nothing will.
6) 666 – Again a youtube comment nails it:
reaper4131 “i didnt know satan owned an ipad”
There’s more, so much more, but I’ll save that for another Twisted Tuesday. Until then, have fun Bizarros!
Creepy Easter Bunny Photo Apocalypse
by Tracy Vanity
Even after making a post about creepy bunnies for my Creepypasta Halloween Countdown, I still have a shitload of creepy bunny pics in my folder.

I could give a shit about Easter but I do love creepy bunnies!
If you want more, Retrogasm is posting a shitload of creepy vintage Easter bunny pics on their tumblr.

Twisted Tuesdays: Disney is fucking evil!
by Tracy Vanity

I have a total love/hate relationship with Disney. Like everyone, I grew up watching Disney movies and shows and have been to Disneyland hundreds of times so there is that nostalgic connection. As I got older though, much like with everything in my life, I poked around for the “dark” side and found some interesting twisted things about the Disney company as well as many fucked up fan art devoted to The Mouse.
As much as I find Disney to be this villainous, corporate empire, I still love twisted Disney shit.
Today’s Twisted Tuesday is dedicated to the dark side of Disney, both real and “imagineered.”
My favorite bit of weird Disney history is this vintage Mickey Mouse mini-comic called “Mickey and the Medicine Man” where Mickey and Goofy discover a liquid form of speed called “peppo” and become speed dealers!


You can read the whole comic at Erowid. It’s very entertaining.
Here is an episode of a Minnie Mouse cartoon that was banned in the U.S. for being too disturbing for kids. In this episode, Mickey asks Minnie to take care of Pluto. Throughout the episode, Pluto thinks Minnie is trying to kill him. Only the Polish version is available but it’s subtitled in English.
Minnie can be quite an evil bitch.
While we’re on the subject of Disney death, here is a list of some deaths at Disneyland Parks care of Disney Wiki:
-On October 6, 2010, a 53-year-old cleaner, subcontracted to Disney, became trapped underneath a boat on It’s a Small World when the ride was inadvertently switched on while it was being cleaned. The man was taken to a hospital where he later died.
-On June 26, 2007, an unnamed 14-year-old girl lost consciousness on Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster. Paramedics attempted to revive her, but she died before the ambulance arrived. A ride inspection showed no mechanical problems.
-On May 2, 2008, a businessman leapt to his death from his 14th floor balcony at Disneyland Hotel. He was later identified as John Newman, Jr., a dentist from Santa Cruz, California. The hotel has been host to at least two other suicides. In 1994, a 75-year-old man jumped from the ninth floor and was declared dead at the scene. In 1996, a 23-year-old man committed suicide by jumping from the 14th floor. In 1998, a 23 year-old Walt Disney Co. employee jumped from the 14th floor and survived the fall.
-In April 2003, a 36-year old stage technician fell 60 feet from a catwalk in the Hyperion Theater, prompting an investigation by the California Occupational Safety and Health Administration (Cal/OSHA). The victim did not regain consciousness following the incident and died on May 18, 2003. In October 2003, Cal/OSHA fined the Disneyland Resort $18,350 for safety violations related to the crew member’s death.
-On July 8, 1974, cast member Deborah Gail Stone, 18, of Santa Ana, California was crushed to death between a revolving wall and a stationary platform inside the America Sings attraction. She was in the wrong place during a ride intermission; it was unclear whether this was due to inadequate training or a misstep. The attraction was subsequently refitted with breakaway walls.
-On January 3, 1984, 48-year-old Dolly Regina Young of Fremont, California was thrown from a Matterhorn Bobsleds car and struck by the next oncoming bobsled. An investigation showed that her seatbelt was found unbuckled after the accident. It is unclear whether Young delibrately unfastened her belt or if the seatbelt malfunctioned.
-In August 1967, 17-year-old Ricky Lee Yama of Hawthorne, California was killed while jumping between two moving PeopleMover cars as the ride was passing through a tunnel. Yama stumbled and fell onto the track, where an oncoming train of cars crushed him beneath its wheels and dragged his body a few hundred feet before it was stopped by a ride operator. The attraction had only been open for one month at the time.
Those are just a few of the many deaths at Disneyland, there have also been various severe injuries and altercations with “cast members,” my favorite being a recent incident where the White Rabbit pushed & cussed out some annoying teenagers who were messing with his tail.
He should have bitchslapped her. Don’t fuck with Wonderland!

Of course there are loads of reports of weird, paranormal things happening in the Magic Kingdom. My favorite is this creepypasta about some scary shit that went down on the Small World ride:
In 1999, my family visited Disneyland. We happily rode the Small World ride. I was 12 at the time and my sister was 6. We loved every moment and our parents smiled with nostalgia. At one time near the end, some lights suddenly shut off and rear lights illuminated the ceiling. The moving display parts shut off and crew members wearing red overalls walked along them to help passengers in the boats onto the stages to direct them out of the building via emergency exits. A voice came over the loudspeakers. “Disneyland thanks you for your visit. Please evacuate the attraction in an orderly fashion. Keep looking foward and follow the directions of staff. Thank you.”
The staff wouldn’t tell us much as they quickly ushered us out of the building. Ambulances were outside and a police car was parked in the main walkway. At the time, my mother still had her camera out and snapped a few photos of the crewmen and close-ups of the mechanical children. She snapped a few last-minute photos of whatever to use up the last of the roll of film on the camera, since we were going to develop them later that afternoon, anyway. This was the last photo on the reel, aimed at the ceiling at the attraction.
The popularity of dark Disney imagery, creepypastas, and weird Disney facts on the internet has to do with the wholesome image Disney prides itself in trying to achieve/kill people for when everyone knows they are really this evil empire who have taken over the world.
What kind of twisted Disney post would this be if I didn’t mention the Disney/Illuminati connection?
Did you know Disney has this entire creepy, Stepford Wife town in Florida called Celebration where people have been murdered? The dads in Celebration also swap robot wives to relieve boredom.
I will leave you with this fun link to a Disney shoot-em-up game called Los Disneys. The premise is pretty amazing:
The year is 2015. Steeped in national debt, the United States reluctantly allows the Walt Disney Company to purchase the entire peninsula of Florida in the largest geographic acquisition since the Louisiana Purchase. Under its new president, formerly-ousted CEO Michael Eisner, the newly-sovereign state is renamed Los Disneys. Your job is to infiltrate the Magic Kingdom, blasting your way through animatronic pirates, holographic ghosts, tourists, security guards and even Mickey himself in an attempt to seek and destroy the frozen head of Walt Disney. However, doing so inadvertently triggers Eisner’s doomsday device… unless you can stop it…
Twisted Tuesdays: Bizarro Medical Syndromes
by Dr. Tracy Vanity
Read especially if you have hypochondria or a medical fetish! The following is a list of real medical syndromes ranging from rare mental and medical disorders to strange medical phenomenon:
Exploding head syndrome is “a condition that causes the sufferer to occasionally experience a tremendously loud noise as originating from within his or her own head, usually described as the sound of an explosion, gunshot, door slamming, roar, waves crashing against rocks, loud voices, a ringing noise, the terrific bang on a tin tray, or the sound of an electrical arcing (buzzing). In some cases an instant flash of what is perceived as video “static” is reported both audibly and visually for a fraction of a second.
This syndrome can also cause the sufferer to feel an extreme rush or adrenaline kick going through his or her head, sometimes multiple times. In most cases, it occurs when they are in a state between asleep and awake. Some sufferers report familiarization with the subsequent fear or panic element such that they no longer consciously experience it.
In some cases repeated attacks lead to the sufferer gaining a fear of sleeping or resting, as this is the most common time for attacks to take place, and this can lead to the development of sleeping disorders such as insomnia.
In some cases it is isolated on the left side of the head, and seems to come from the inner ear region.
A few less common side effects include but are not limited to the following: Increased heavy breathing, loss of appetite and increased laughter.“
II. As the name suggests, clinical lycanthropy, is a psychiatric condition where a person believes they can transform into a wolf. There have been cases of people shifting into other animals as well. Here is a 4-minute video with a monotone narrator which discusses werewolves in legend and its link to modern times:
III. Speaking of werewolves, as the above video referenced, Hypertrichosis, or “werewolf syndrome” is a condition where a person has an abnormal amount of hair growth all over their body which causes them to look like Chewbacca. You will be most familiar with vintage sideshow images of people with hypertrichosis but there are modern cases as well.

IV. Cotard delusion is mental disorder where people believe they have lost blood, organs, or are literally dead.
V. Harlequin-type ichthyosis “(also known as “Harlequin baby”,[1] Harlequin ichthyosis,[1] ichthyosis congenita,[1] Ichthyosis fetalis, keratosis diffusa fetalis, “Harlequin fetus”,[2]:562 and “Ichthyosis congenita gravior”[1]), a skin disease, is the most severe form of congenital ichthyosis, characterized by a thickening of the keratin layer in fetal human skin. In sufferers of the disease, the skin contains massive, diamond-shaped scales, and tends to have a reddish color. In addition, the eyes, ears, penis, and the appendages may be abnormally contracted. The scaly keratin greatly limits the child’s movement. Because of resultant cracked skin in locations where normal skin would fold, it is easily pregnable by bacteria and other contaminants, resulting in serious risk of fatal infection.”
VI.
Dr. Strangelove syndrome, or “alien hand syndrome,” is when a person’s hand seems to have a mind of its own and cannot be controlled.
VII. The Fregoli delusion is when a person believes that one entity is taking on the appearance of several people, typically with the belief that this morphing person is trying to cause them harm.
VIII. Diprosopus can occur with several species of animal that has a face. Instead of having one, they are born with two.
IX. Sometimes strange syndromes can happen en masse, such as the “monkey tree phenomenon” in Singapore where people believe there is some sacred monkey spirit in a tree which has helped people win the lottery and saved people from dying car accidents. The tree appears to have the image of two monkeys which is a holy animal in Hindu belief because of the monkey deity, Hanuman.
X. Wonder why those stupid dance crazes like Gangnam Style and Harlem shake are so popular? Well, that is an actual condition…
Dancing mania (also known as dancing plague, choreomania, St John’s Dance and, historically, St. Vitus’ Dance) was a social phenomenon that occurred primarily in mainland Europe between the 14th and 17th centuries. It involved groups of people dancing erratically, sometimes thousands at a time…
Affecting thousands of people across several centuries, dancing mania was not an isolated event, and was well documented in contemporary reports….
The several theories proposed range from religious cults being behind the processions to people dancing to relieve themselves of stress and put the poverty of the period out of their minds. It is, however, thought to be as a mass psychogenic illness in which the occurrence of similar physical symptoms, with no known physical cause, affect a large group of people as a form of social influence.[2]
Be careful not to get caught up on those dance crazes, back in 1519, there was a dancing plague that lasted about a month which caused a bunch of people to die from exhaustion and stroke.

XI. Think you might have ego problems? People with the Truman show delusion believe that their entire life is a staged show and everyone in their lives are actors simply playing along.
XII. I’m still working on my lucid dreaming skills. I’ve only had them a couple times randomly but there are methods in which to purposely have them. If you’ve never had one they are fun. Imagine not only living in a Bizarro world but being able to control everything in it with everything looking and feeling as real as things do in vivid dreams.
XIII. My favorite disorder is Alice in Wonderland syndrome because I love Alice in Wonderland and like that there is a medical disorder named after it. Just like Alice, a person with this delusion feels that they are getting bigger or smaller or objects or parts of their bodies are of a distorted size.

“One side will make you grow taller, and the other side will make you grow shorter.”
Twisted Tuesdays: Playing In Hell
by Tracy Vanity
A lot of detail went into building this hell. A LOT!
That video reminds me of Marwencol, which you should watch if you haven’t already. It’s a documentary about a Mark Hogancamp, who makes an extremely detailed WW2 town called “Marwencol” in his backyard after being brutally attacked. The attack leaves him with brain damage and emotional trama. To get his motor skills and life back, he creates his own world which puts all of our G.I. Joe and Barbie play-time stories to shame.
It’s a really beautiful movie and the pictures Hogancamp shoots of Marwencol are magnificent. Art is incredibly therapeutic and powerful, especially in Hell.
Twisted Tuesdays: Creepy Picture Inspiration
by Tracy Vanity
It’s writing advice week at Bizarro Central and so far there have been some great posts and there will be many more. I have no advice to give on you on writing. I have writing ADD and enjoy the blogging medium because it’s instant gratification and I love me some instant gratification!
I will happily post about fucked up ways people have died, creepy childhood TV shows, random youtube videos, creepy pics, or about how many species of zombie insects there are on the planet, but an actual, fleshed out book or screenplay, takes me forever or never. That kind of writing comes in short, chaotic bursts that wear me out and I can’t touch that project again for days, months, even years. I don’t do writing schedules, I don’t have rules. I do it when it comes, when it feels right and when I have no other choice.
So in-between those chaotic bursts where if I don’t work on my book or screenplay, I get the shakes, when I don’t have that rush of words causing apocalyptic panic attacks until I let it all out by allowing my fingers to attack the keyboard or the pen to scratch out illegible words on my notebook, causing me to create more hellish environments for my characters and myself…I blog or I post random shit or I look at art or watch a movie or fuck or party or do 60 nitrous chargers in one night.
Just like Sam’s post with Chuck Palahniuk’s excellent advice, I don’t sit on the toilet forcing shit to come out when I don’t have to shit, I live my life until the writing demon bites my tits and tells me “it’s time bitch!” Still, it’s great to read what others have to say about writing, just talking and reading about writing can get that fucking writing demon to get over here.
This post is to help stimulate your creativity, even if it’s for a mere second. Perhaps later on something you have seen here will click and you too can be bit in the tit.
I will post 9 pictures. 3 will have short captions that I’ve totally made up based on looking at the pictures without knowing the origin. The rest will not have any writing accompaniment. My hope is that you make up a caption or story for any or more of these pics. Just a little writing exercise to stimulate your demons. Please post your response if anything you see here inspires some words out of you.
Let’s begin:
It was great to share some laughs with the ole’ crew again. It had been ages since we got to see Bill still boning at it the same way he did when he still had flesh, Jim whose eye sockets still sparkled as he told the best dick jokes, and even Carl whose skull shone better than the rest of us. Even without flesh, he was still a dandy and whatever was left of him was kept in immaculate shape. I don’t know how long we’ve been sitting here but we’ll remain as long as our bones are here and we have some smokes.
Martha had been driving along the highway heading home. She did have 6 inch heels on but bitches are good that way. She’d been listening to Roy Orbison, feeling like she was in some David Lynch film. She happily hummed along to “Sweet and Innocent” when the truck pummeled into her. She didn’t see it coming and neither had the truck driver. Somehow, her face hit the metal so hard it caused a permanent imprint right under the windshield, creating a spectacular piece of modern art.
Julian had heard about the serial killer carnival but he couldn’t believe it was finally here! No one who went in ever came out of course but he was ready. Armed with a nail gun and a bottle of bleach he happily strolled inside.















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