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What We Owe Pussy Riot

by Garrett Cook

I’m gonna keep this short and sweet. I’m assuming you read up on this. If you didn’t, Google it. Today, I found out that three young women about my age and the age of many of my friends in the Bizarro Community were jailed for hooliganism and blasphemy for standing up to the Russian government.  They dared call for the removal of Vladimir Putin in a church, a church apparently dedicated to the worship of Vladimir Putin since there would be no other good reason to call speaking out against Putin an act of blasphemy. Hooliganism. Blasphemy. We Bizarros call that a Monday. We Bizarros call out any man we think is wrong. We Bizarros toss meat at the ceiling. We Bizarros write about Baby Jesus Buttplugs. We Bizarros practice Voodoo, Chaos Magic and things even weirder and more incomprehensible. We Bizarros don’t get jailed all that often. I think we oughta remember that.

Three heroes are doing two years of hard labor. Read up on it. Share their videos.  Share everything filthy, everything bold, everything wrong. Broadcast, broadcast, Bizarro Brigadiers, because there but for the grace of God or Goddess or Ego or Spaghetti Monster go we.  Share our boldest videos, read our most flamboyant books on the subway, blare Pussy Riot through your ipod if you can.  Go forth and tag the world. Three heroes were jailed today. Let’s all be heroes.

One response

  1. “If this be treason, then make the most of it”- Patrick Motherfucking Henry, that’s who

    August 21, 2012 at 12:16 pm

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