THE PENULTIMATE POST
WALRUS WEEK is almost over. Come Monday, how will I cope? If I can’t talk about walruses, then what can I talk about? Might as well staple my mouth shut.
Perhaps you can pick up SPACE WALRUS and/or WALRUS TALES. That might strengthen my will. (NOTE: All proceeds will go to the SAVE A BUNCH OF WALRUSES FUND, which I’ve created and will certainly never use to fund lavish vacations overseas.)
But enough about me.
In my second post, I expressed the hope that WALRUS WEEK would open your hearts to walrus-love. I believe it has, but you simply must put love to action.
Adopt a walrus.
Open up a soup kitchen for homeless pinnipeds.
Read stories to blind Elders.
Get plastic surgery to more closely resemble a walrus.
Write your elected representatives to demand that they grow some tusks.
That’s just a start. The future is in your hands…
This entry was posted on August 12, 2012 by kevinldonihe. It was filed under Bizarro authors, Kevin L. Donihe, Walrus and was tagged with squid vs walrus, walrus fiction, walrus stories, walrus tales, walrus week.