A WALRUSIAN JOKE
Q: What did the Elder Walrus say to the one-tusked walrus?
A: “Be gone from us, oh broken one! Live alone on your own private floe, never to mate with a cow again!”
Hmmm… That wasn’t very funny. Obviously, I suck at telling a walrus joke.
Can you do any better?
This entry was posted on August 12, 2012 by kevinldonihe. It was filed under Bizarro authors, Kevin L. Donihe, Walrus and was tagged with walrus stories, walrus tales, walrus fiction, squid vs walrus, walrus week.
Two walruses walk into a bar. They burn it to the ground for not selling clam goulash.
August 12, 2012 at 1:42 pm
That’s more like it!
August 12, 2012 at 1:56 pm