This entry was posted on August 12, 2012 by kevinldonihe. It was filed under Bizarro authors, Kevin L. Donihe, Walrus and was tagged with squid vs walrus, walrus fiction, walrus stories, walrus tales, walrus week.

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   alanmclark

   Walrus week was great fun. Thank you, Kevin.

   August 13, 2012 at 11:32 am
   

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   Anonymous

   Is it true that if you have sex with a walrus, it isn’t considered bestiality, but rather, evolution?

   August 14, 2012 at 9:55 am
   

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   kevinldonihe

   Thanks, Alan! I had fun as well.

   Mr. Anonymous: There are certain people who believe that sex with walruses leads to enlightenment. They’re called Walrites.

   My love for walruses is more Agape than Eros, so I’m no Walrite. In my opinion, one can derive the same benefits from regular meditation in the presence of a walrus. For example, I levitated after spending a mere six and a half weeks alone with “Jebediah.”

   The walrus levitated, too.

   August 14, 2012 at 12:16 pm
   

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     Karl Fischer

     Lies! Walrus sex is the only path to enlightenment; so said the Great Tusked One when he mounted Annie of Thebes.

     August 15, 2012 at 10:15 pm
     

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   spikemarlowe

   What is the most amazing experience you’ve ever had with a walrus? (Other than the one mentioned about. We want diverse walrii experiences here!)

   Loved walrus week. Can’t wait to read your book!

   August 16, 2012 at 6:43 pm
   

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   Anonymous

   No Kevin. I mean evolution. I have tusks now for Pete’s sake.

   August 17, 2012 at 12:53 am
   

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   kevinldonihe

   Spike: The time I was saved from drowning in the Bahamas by a walrus was pretty amazing.

   I was swimming along a secluded stretch of beach when I cramped up, went under. After I came to, I asked the walrus–who had laid me out on the sand and given me mouth-to-mouth–why he was even in the Bahamas.

   “For you,” he told me.

   August 19, 2012 at 4:19 pm
   

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