SOME FAMOUS WALRUSIAN QUOTES
It’s better to be a walrus for a day than a human all your life.
If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; if you believe the walruses, nothing is safe.
The glow of one warm walrus is to me worth more than money.
All my life, my heart has yearned for a walrus I cannot name.
At the touch of a walrus, everyone becomes a poet.
Walruses come floating into my life…to add color to my sunset sky.
Without walruses, life would be a mistake.
A walrus is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
The life of a walrus begins in delight and ends in wisdom.
Only the walrus is free.
The power of the walrus makes us infinite.
Don’t taunt the walrus until after you’re off its floe.
This entry was posted on August 11, 2012 by kevinldonihe. It was filed under Bizarro authors, Kevin L. Donihe, Walrus and was tagged with squid vs walrus, walrus fiction, walrus stories, walrus tales, walrus week.