TELL THEM KEVIN SENT YOU
In the good old days, Walrus Ice Cream sold its namesake flavor, freely and without sanction. But the recipe didn’t include meat. Rather, it was infused with pure walrusian essence, and that wasn’t something the US Government could allow anyone to consume.
The shop still sells it, I hear. You just have to know the proper handshake and ask the right questions.
This entry was posted on August 10, 2012 by kevinldonihe. It was filed under Bizarro authors, Kevin L. Donihe, Walrus and was tagged with squid vs walrus, walrus fiction, walrus stories, walrus tales, walrus week.