The cult section of the literary world

TELL THEM KEVIN SENT YOU

In the good old days, Walrus Ice Cream sold its namesake flavor, freely and without sanction. But the recipe didn’t include meat. Rather, it was infused with pure walrusian essence, and that wasn’t something the US Government could allow anyone to consume.

The shop still sells it, I hear. You just have to know the proper handshake and ask the right questions.

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