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SIX WALRUSIAN “DON’TS”

*Don’t suffer Paul McCartney.

*Don’t point your tusks at another walrus unless you intend to fight that walrus.

*Don’t brag about your penile bone unless you’ve got the goods to back it up.

*Don’t kiss a cow with food-encrusted vibrissae.

*Don’t mess with orcas or polar bears; no good can come of it.

*Don’t bogart the mollusks.

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