SIX WALRUSIAN “DON’TS”
*Don’t suffer Paul McCartney.
*Don’t point your tusks at another walrus unless you intend to fight that walrus.
*Don’t brag about your penile bone unless you’ve got the goods to back it up.
*Don’t kiss a cow with food-encrusted vibrissae.
*Don’t mess with orcas or polar bears; no good can come of it.
*Don’t bogart the mollusks.
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