SIX WALRUSIAN “DON’TS”
*Don’t suffer Paul McCartney.
*Don’t point your tusks at another walrus unless you intend to fight that walrus.
*Don’t brag about your penile bone unless you’ve got the goods to back it up.
*Don’t kiss a cow with food-encrusted vibrissae.
*Don’t mess with orcas or polar bears; no good can come of it.
*Don’t bogart the mollusks.
This entry was posted on August 9, 2012 by kevinldonihe. It was filed under Bizarro authors, Kevin L. Donihe, Walrus and was tagged with squid vs walrus, walrus fiction, walrus stories, walrus tales, walrus week.
