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PUSSY BEAR INTERVIEWS STEVE LOWE, AUTHOR OF KING OF THE PERVERTS!

This is Steve Lowe.

Isn’t he handsome everyone?

Well, he wrote this book, KING OF THE PERVERTS! It will make you wet. And it will make you laugh. It’s amazing.
Anyway, Steve’s here and he agreed to do an interview with us.

PUSSY BEAR– Hey baby, it’s nice to meet you. I read your book. It was super horny. Do you like writing about sex?
STEVE LOWE– Thanks, Pussy, I read your book as well. Grimbol fucked it all up by not showcasing your sexy ass more prominently. Of course I like writing about sex, almost as much as I like practicing it, but I’ve been married for 16 years, so I get more chances to write about it these days.

PB- How many boners did you get while writing the book?
SL – It’s difficult to gauge because I’m typically hard whenever I write anything. However, the process of writing the last part of the book (called “A World of Shit: The Final Sequence”) left me most decidedly flaccid.

PB- Did you gross yourself out a little? Or do you kinda like all that icky shit?
SL– Poop is gross. Writing about poop is gross. Reading about poop is gross. I most definitely never expected to write about poop, but that’s where this story went.

PB-The book was nasty, but also kinda sweet. Are you kinda a softy? What do you think of the movie Fried Green Tomatoes?
SL– I knew part of this story was going to be extreme, but too much would turn people off. I wanted the readers to root for the main character, even when he’s in the middle of performing certain disgusting acts. I wanted there to be some balance to it, the occasional island of relief in the midst of the (shit)storm. And “Fried Green Tomatoes” can go fuck itself.

PB-Is being a writer hard or easy? Grimbol’s always talking about how hard it is. But he’s kinda a baby.
SL- Of course being a writer is hard, but when you look at people like Grimbol, it just looks like it should be easy. Seriously, does that guy ever keep his clothes on?

PB-What is the horniest book you have ever read?
SL– The dictionary.

PB-What is the least horny book you have ever read?
SL– Fifty Shades of Grey.

PB-Does the movie A League of Their Own make you horny, or does it just make you want to play Baseball with chicks?
SL– Playing most anything with chicks makes me horny, but for some reason, baseball doesn’t do it. I’m too busy yelling at them to get in front of the ball, knock it down, and make a play, for god’s sake! And to answer the question, any movie with Rosie O’Donnell in it does NOT make me horny, however, every movie with Tom Hanks in it does. Have you seen “The Terminal”? OMFG that Russian accent made me frost my britches!

PB- I also read Muscle Memory. That book was crazy as hell—all those people switching bodies with the last person they fucked around with—That was some wacky stuff. If you could switch places with anyone who would it be and why?
SL – I would go back in time and switch places with my 19-year old self. Holy shit, how amazing would that be to live your life over, armed the foreknowledge of everything that is going to happen?

PB-Do you remember the first porn you ever read or saw or what evs?
SL- Yes

PB-Do you still watch porn? Don’t worry, you can tell me, we’re both stoned.
SL – As an actor, I never watch any of my own films. What was the question again?

PB-What are you working on now? Is it sexy?
SL– My most recently completed book has a scene where a huge Wendigo eats a hole through a woman’s neck and fucks the back of her head until his jizz shoots out of her mouth. I’m bringing back sexy in ways Justin Timberlake can only dream about.

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Steve Lowe is the author of  Muscle Memory and King of the Perverts, now available on Amazon.com!

Pussy Bear can be found in the mind of Justin Grimbol and between the pages of his novella The Crud Masters

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