TWO WALRUSIAN WORD PROBLEMS
Time to brush up on your math skills:
(1) Mary has 1/3rd of 24% of an adult male walrus. Paul has 2/4th of 165% of a similar specimen. Would these two fruitcakes have enough walrus parts to make an entire animal?
(2) If Carlos dropped a 1.5 ton walrus from atop a 30 meter building, and Helen dropped a 1 ton walrus from atop a 40 meter building three seconds later, would these two walruses crash into pedestrians and hotdog carts below at the same time?
You may answer these questions in the comments section.
This entry was posted on August 7, 2012 by kevinldonihe. It was filed under Bizarro authors, Kevin L. Donihe, Walrus and was tagged with squid vs walrus, walrus fiction, walrus stories, walrus tales, walrus week.